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Old 09-27-2007 | 06:58 PM
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I know most people wouldn't be interested in such a thing but figured since it is a job listing and this is the jobs thread I'd list it. So once you get your rejection letters from Mesa, Colgan, etc. and hit the bottom of the list you can send one here.

http://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/recruit.html
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Old 09-28-2007 | 04:20 AM
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Hey do they have a special course in stalking too??? which is provided by the Delta Airlines Shrink??? you know to make sure they have the right candidates?
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Old 09-28-2007 | 09:31 AM
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Hey do they have a special course in stalking too??? which is provided by the Delta Airlines Shrink??? you know to make sure they have the right candidates?
I don't know about that. I'll have to ask my friend there that trains astronauts. They do however go high class and have someone personally fit you for your diapers.
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Old 09-28-2007 | 10:21 AM
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you think they will hire at 300 TT? everywhere else is.
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Old 09-28-2007 | 11:36 AM
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you think they will hire at 300 TT? everywhere else is.
Yeah, only 300TT, but 50 of it has to be Rocket.
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Old 09-28-2007 | 02:43 PM
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you think they will hire at 300 TT? everywhere else is.
Only through a bridge program... I believe it's call Air force.
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Old 09-28-2007 | 05:57 PM
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The 300TT must be in a car driving from Texas to Florida wearing **** & dung soaked depends.

Hours logged for transporting weapons, rope, tape, and other tools of torture must be logged in a seperate column.
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Old 09-28-2007 | 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ToiletDuck
I know most people wouldn't be interested in such a thing but figured since it is a job listing and this is the jobs thread I'd list it. So once you get your rejection letters from Mesa, Colgan, etc. and hit the bottom of the list you can send one here.

http://www.nasa.gov/astronauts/recruit.html

What true aviator wouldnt be interested in being an astonaut? Thats the crucible of aviation if you ask me.
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Old 09-28-2007 | 07:48 PM
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I worked with a person who was on the short list for a astronaut slot. All their backgrounds are pretty academically deep, some might say over-achievers but whatever. When said person didn't make the cut they said, in all seriousness, "I didn't really want it anyway". Uh-huh. Right.
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Old 09-29-2007 | 12:17 AM
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Sweet benefits. You get to be stalked by Crazy female astronauts in diapers!
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