How about when you're running late on short turn, and out of nowhere a TSA "Boarding Team" shows up to inspect your plane, just as the PAX start down the jetbridge....
so while conversing with the TSA "Boarding Team" supervisor (to get his name and such for when you get called about the late departure) you determine that other than general "this is a window, that is a seat, this is a fire bottle, that is a magazine" type of training that they have absolutely no specific training on the type of aircraft you are operating. This peeks your interest, so you follow up with a question if they know how many and what type of fire bottles are in the pax cabin? to which he replies, well... no. So you then ask, well then how would you know if something is or isn't out of place, belongs or doesn't belong... to which he replies... with a blank stare.
At that point you ask him to have his people step asside, so that the passengers may board without further delay.
Later in the month the CP gives you a stern talking to about cooperating with TSA agents... while winking and smiling the entire time.
Why are these people having "Boarding Teams" in the first place? Last year they got caught climbing on the outside aircraft sensors as if they were a ladder tryign to simulate somebody breaking into the plane... I wasn't aware that being a TSA agent was a license to break the law as a "test." No they are violating the US constitution with illegal invassive pat downs. I am glad we have been given the pass from this, but it shouldn't be going on in the first place.