I swing by here occasionally to see whats up and am reminded again why I rarely do. Same old DB's posting the same old DB stuff. One guy on here, who left years ago, does nothing but post how much NJA sucked and how much better off he is at the majors. I bet he sits in the right seat and talks about how much NJA sucked and how cool he is because he flew fighters.

Here is how day one goes: "Hi, I am Captain Smith, nice to meet you". "Hi, I flew the F-16 and NetJets sucks" Five hours later, looks to the left and says "Did I tell you I flew the F-16 and that NetJets sucks?" "Did we cover that? if not, I flew the F-16 and wait a minute...let me log into APC forums....yep...NJA still sucks...but I flew the F-16. My screen name actually says F-16Driver...see, right there. Pretty cool right? Can you guess my cool call sign?" CA Smith "GiFYS"? F-16 Fight Pilot FO: "Dude...so close...but no man, I named myself..because I flew fighters. Its Skull Crusher! Because..you know, I crush skulls...when I am flying the F-16 as a fighter pilot. Did I mentioned I flew fighters when we first met?"

"Anyway, I totally troll APC to tell people that I flew fighters because I have F-16 in my screen name. I am thinking about a tattoo as well. I am an "ace" troll....its like killing babies bro...seriously. I have a license plate that says "F-16Driver" on it too. My Camaro is so badass with that license plate. I also have an old "rice rocket" that I ride down roads near airports while watching airplanes take off...and I throw my fist in the air and yell" Leans in to whisper "Dude, after I tell the high school chicks that I flew fighters, the panties come down quicker than those practice MiGs I shot down in peacetime." "By the way, my Camaro' stick shift is a control stick from an F-16..is that not the coolest thing dude? Sometimes I wear my helmet when I drive. I also totally jerk off to Iron Eagle...all of them except the last one that is. It sucked...totally improbable."

CA Smith is now hanging out of the left window having killed himself with the oxygen mask cord.

 

LMFAO.

Seriously, the fact I personally wasted your time on this write up brings me more joy than you can possibly imagine.

Who doesn’t jerk off to Iron Eagle? Hahahaha

 

I had some free time and love making fun of weapons grade assclowns. I bet it did bring you joy...because you literally have nothing else going for you. Dude..seriously, a quick review of your post for the past few years is embarrassing. Do you really have nothing better to do than post about NetJets. That is literally all you post about and you left how many years ago? What a clown. I bet you wear your highschool jacket and have your tassel hanging from the mirror in your Camaro. No wait...your flight jacket with your wings and your rank. I bet you do..admit it.

As for Iron Eagle...you probably rub harder when Doug Masters comes on with his tight t-shirt.

Aft stop...

 

Hahahah. This is great. You even researched me. Awwww. You do like me.

You remembered the character’s name? I actually had forgotten. Your description was pretty awkward as well. Wait a minute, you do jerk off to Iron Eagle!!!!

Haha. Haters gonna hate.

 

Wow...


The day 6 of 7, fatigued rant of a NetJets pilot....

 

Either that, or he’s living in his parent’s basement surrounded by tears and disappointment. Poor fella had to vent.

So much anger and effort. LMAO.

 

The sad truth, is that unless somebody has flown corporate or charter previously, most pilots I fly with have never heard of NetJets, so it never gets talked about. But NJA pilots think they are the center of the universe so I’m sure they think that’s all the entire industry spends their time talking about...

 

Actually and with me it’s pot calling the kettle black because my screen name is 2 of my fav’s but you disgruntled alumni seem increasingly toolish when you haunt these threads , if I leave Netjets to return to my beloved 747s, or go anywhere else I won’t be trashing the boys and girls I leave behind , God bless em ,and you , Semper Fi , out

 

In all reality tho after all of this discussion, why o why would ANYONE want to work here? It sounds like hell and a career short circuit, No doubt.

 

What's so wrong about living in your parent's basement???