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Old 04-04-2019 | 08:14 PM
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I plan to get a bootleg copy of British Airways’ current pushback video with Michael Cane and all those other comedians and play that through my mike...

A British accent will smooth over feathers when there’s a delay or other setback.
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Old 04-04-2019 | 08:14 PM
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"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to united express flt #1234, service to a warm place where the beer flows like wine, and the beautiful people instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano, Im talking about a place called aspen"
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Old 04-05-2019 | 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Tippy
"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to united express flt #1234, service to a warm place where the beer flows like wine, and the beautiful people instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano, Im talking about a place called aspen Peoria"
Fixed it for you.
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Old 04-05-2019 | 05:45 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWKM9LoTNLA
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Old 04-05-2019 | 05:49 AM
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Filler.
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Old 04-05-2019 | 06:04 AM
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Watch this video, great template to follow: https://youtu.be/kQFeZRNNL6U
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Old 04-05-2019 | 06:07 AM
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Why do people mention what direction the wind is coming from? How on earth is that relevant to pax?
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Old 04-05-2019 | 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Name User
Less is more.

Pax only care about one thing....on time or not.
Unless you are a Delta business passenger filling out a survey.
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Old 04-05-2019 | 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by TheWeatherman
Unless you are a Delta business passenger filling out a survey.
“Did the Captain come out of the flight deck, apologize and give you a personal brief on the delay situation? Yes or No?”

Yes, but because you were out of Woodford Reserve I’m gonna mark “No.”
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Old 04-05-2019 | 06:37 AM
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Love some of these responses. It’s true, though - keep it short and sweet, less is more. Most people are listening to music, watching something, or having a conversation, and aside from flight time/on-time, don’t care that much.

That said, it doesn’t hurt to say, “Welcome aboard XX flight 1234 operated by ____ Airlines” just to plant that seed that they’re not actually flying Delta/United/American.
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