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04-07-2019 | 11:37 AM

#41

tomgoodman

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From: 767A (Ret)

Quote:

Originally Posted by TransWorld

Tom, what about the guys who do PAs from the loo?

Those PAs stink.

04-07-2019 | 02:53 PM

#42

trip

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Joined: Sep 2009

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Quote:

Originally Posted by popcopy

You'd be amazed how many eyeballs are looking back at you when you make the welcome aboard PA from the cabin. When flying passenger airliners, remember, you are there for the passengers. They pay your paycheck. Treat them like the valued people they really are. We work in a service industry after all.

I thought that was the "why aren't you up front looking at your maps and starting this bad boy up stare"?

04-07-2019 | 03:30 PM

#43

ils8l

On Reserve

Joined: Jan 2013

Posts: 22

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From: PC-12 Captain

Just don't tell me to "sit back, relax and enjoy the flight"
makes me throw up a bit in my mouth and a pilot loses his wings every time you say that.

04-07-2019 | 04:16 PM

#44

TheWeatherman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ils8l

Just don't tell me to "sit back, relax and enjoy the flight"
makes me throw up a bit in my mouth and a pilot loses his wings every time you say that.

Especially when you are in a CRJ200

04-07-2019 | 07:55 PM

#45

dera

In a land of unicorns

Joined: Apr 2014

Posts: 7,072

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From: Whale FO

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWeatherman

Especially when you are in a CRJ200

That one is "sit down, shut up, and yes we know this plane sucks. We want to get out of here as much as you do".

04-08-2019 | 03:38 AM

#46

ninerdriver

Porco Rosso

Joined: Apr 2018

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"Sit back, buckle up... and hang on."

Always goes well with the crowd.

04-08-2019 | 09:12 AM

#47

rswitz

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Joined: Mar 2013

Posts: 416

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"Update from the flight deck, 30 mins to go, weather is this, seat belt sign going on soon, gate. On time. Thanks for choosing United connection eagle Express"

Don't talk about stuff in knots. No one cares.

04-08-2019 | 09:20 AM

#48

TJBrass

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Joined: Mar 2016

Posts: 323

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"When you fly, be like me and carry the (UA/AA/DL/) exclusive flyers' credit card, which pays you .001% for all your inflight purchases. Stop up to the flight deck on your way out and ask me how yo can get 60,000 free miles just for signing up"

04-08-2019 | 10:08 AM

#49

Master of FiFi

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Joined: Jan 2016

Posts: 72

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Don't "Welcome people aboard!" in your descent announcement. They have been crammed in the tube for 2 hours already, that ship has sailed.

Time to landing, basic winds (calm, gusty, strong, etc because windy means bumpy to laymen) temperature, gate, if you are early. Thanks for flying.

04-08-2019 | 12:49 PM

#50

Blackhawk

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dera

That one is "sit down, shut up, and yes we know this plane sucks. We want to get out of here as much as you do".

You guys kill me. I remember when the CRJ was the cat’s meow.
Nothing like needing to get from ATL-DFW and the company puts you on the 3 (or was it 4?), stop EMB-120. Look up suck on Wikipedia and this is the definition.