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10-28-2008 | 06:48 AM

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When the passengers pee themselves from the gear extending... you might be on a regional jet (CRJ200).

When you hear, "Is this airplane safe?" at least once per flight day... you might be on a regional jet!

10-28-2008 | 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Flyboy8784

If you have to be between the ages of 7 and 10 to look out the window...it might be an RJ

...or a 737.

10-28-2008 | 06:50 AM

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When your TAS is over 200 knots during the takeoff roll out of DEN on a hot day and you thank God that those little "Honda Civic" nose wheel tires didn't explode... you might be on a regional jet.

10-28-2008 | 06:52 AM

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If your FA is a 170 lbs, smells like stale cigarettes, has a boyfriend in jail, screams at passengers who get up with the seatbelt sign on and claims it has been her dream to be a FA...your on a regional jet.

We have to stop advertising for FA jobs at the bus station...

10-28-2008 | 06:53 AM

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When there are more DMI stickers than passengers... you might be on a regoinal jet...

10-28-2008 | 07:14 AM

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When you have to accept a lower flight level because you can't maintain 250 KIAS in the climb, you might be a regional jet...(CRJ-200)

Last edited by String682; 10-28-2008 at 07:25 AM. Reason: add word

10-28-2008 | 07:20 AM

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If you're rollin' on 12"s.... it might be a regional jet.

10-28-2008 | 07:24 AM

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If your barf bag and magazine are the only things that can fit in the seat pouches.....you might be on a regional jet

If you look at an overweight passenger and think "can they fit through the door?".....you might be on a regional jet

If the guy sitting next to you is talking about how his rc plane is bigger then this thing......you might be on a regional jet

If you are looking for a place to spit and think the wings are held on by duck tape....you might be a redneck on a regional jet!!