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Old 01-14-2007 | 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by DrPepper
TSA threw away my after shave.
Maybe she was trying to tell you something about your aftershave.

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Old 01-14-2007 | 11:42 AM
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Maybe she was trying to tell you something about you aftershave.
Yeah. She is a pro at spotting anything over 3.4oz. Your day will come!
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Old 01-14-2007 | 12:05 PM
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You forgot "Totally Stupit A*******"

I once heard that they made Troy Smith check his Heisman trophy on his way home.

Its so scarey that these idots with no common sense are the ones relied upon to stop terrorism at our airports. We had an instructor at our airline who accidentaly had his airport id expire the day before and although his airline id was valid, he was not allowed through security. The stupid thing is you don't even need an airport id, so long as you have an airline id. So he went to his airline's ticket counter, got a "fake" boarding pass and the same TSA agent who wouldn't let him in the first time (who also watched him get the boarding pass), let him in with the pass. These are the people that are protecting us. They are encouraged not to use common sense.
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Old 01-14-2007 | 12:19 PM
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Is a turkey sandwich a liquid? No... but what if you put the turkey sandwich in a blender? hehehehe....
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Old 01-14-2007 | 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPepper
I was traveling last week in a black suit & tie, I know its not the official uniform but i was trying to get back to work.
Dude, you should have reached in your suitcase and taken your epillets out. Scotch tape them to the shoulders of your suit. Tell them its your airline's new uniform and to kiss your ass. Get through security, put the epillets back in the bag and have a nice day.
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Old 01-14-2007 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by flyflorida2001
Dude, you should have reached in your suitcase and taken your epillets out. Scotch tape them to the shoulders of your suit. Tell them its your airline's new uniform and to kiss your ass. Get through security, put the epillets back in the bag and have a nice day.
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The epaulets (sp?) are the "thingys" (extra material and buttons) that allow you to attach "shoulder boards" to your uniform shirt. No?
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Old 01-14-2007 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Short Bus Drive
Off subject:
The epaulets (sp?) are the "thingys" (extra material and buttons) that allow you to attach "shoulder boards" to your uniform shirt. No?
They're both:

Main Entry: ep·au·let
Variant(s): also ep·au·lette /"e-p&-'let; 'e-p&-"let, -l&t/
Function: noun
Etymology: French épaulette, diminutive of épaule shoulder, from Old French espalle, from Late Latin spatula shoulder blade, spoon, diminutive of Latin spatha spoon, sword -- more at SPADE
: something that ornaments or protects the shoulder: as a : an ornamental fringed shoulder pad formerly worn as part of a military uniform b : an ornamental strip or loop sewn across the shoulder of a dress or coat
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Old 01-14-2007 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by DrPepper
There are so many people out there that [sic] dont [sic] even know why the hell they could carry 3.4oz but not 4....I dont [sic] see how the hell .06oz is gonna make a difference.
I think you meant .6oz, but I get your point. The actual limit is 100mL, which I believe mirrors the ban the Brits instated when this whole liquids mess began. It just so happens that 100mL is 3.4fl.oz. You know how dumb airline passengers can be. Why confuse them with SI units?
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Old 01-14-2007 | 04:26 PM
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Hee hee. I like the [sic]. Nice touch.
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Old 01-14-2007 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Booker
I think you meant .6oz, but I get your point. The actual limit is 100mL, which I believe mirrors the ban the Brits instated when this whole liquids mess began. It just so happens that 100mL is 3.4fl.oz. You know how dumb airline passengers can be. Why confuse them with SI units?
It has nothing to do with the amount of product, so much as the size of the container you're carrying the stuff in. I got into a discussion with one of the TSA guys a month or two ago when I had decided to travel to the West Coast in civilian cloths. He found this clear plastic tube I had with my shampoo in it. The majority of the contents had been used and so there was maybe 1/5th of the original contents still left. The problem was that the TSA guy keyed on the fact that the tube was labeled as a 4 once tube. He said I couldn't take it because it was over 3 ounces. I said that, as he could plainly see, most of the stuff inside was gone. He said it didn't matter as the tube clearly said 4 ounces. I gave him my shampoo and continued on my way, shaking my head at the stupidity of it all.
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