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Originally Posted by NoStep
Don't forget, he's holding what appears to be an emergency equipment flashlight, looking at the static wick (why?...beats me). He has no hat, no tie (can't tell), and looks like he needs to stand closer to the razor while shaving...ya, ALPA, that's the "professional" I hope to aspire to!
5 o'clock shadow?
... Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere
This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
And half the night
Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay
Hey, but that's all right
I ain't had a day off now in over a year
My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here
If the phones for me
You can tell 'em I've just sailed away