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#10731

wt7566 , 10-14-2018 04:47 PM

Line Holder

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickair7777

Little warm in FL that time of year

Yeah but when you're that cool....hahaha

#10732

Packrat , 10-14-2018 05:42 PM

Banned

I nominate the passenger sitting next to me in the middle seat who decided it was a good time to floss his teeth.

#10733

captjns , 10-14-2018 06:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Packrat

I nominate the passenger sitting next to me in the middle seat who decided it was a good time to floss his teeth.

A middle seat in business class?

#10734

flensr , 10-14-2018 07:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Packrat

I nominate the passenger sitting next to me in the middle seat who decided it was a good time to floss his teeth.

Middle seat is prime opportunity to try out all those annoying behaviors that won't *quite* result in getting assaulted.

#10735

4runner , 10-14-2018 08:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly10half

I was the FO in LWS one morning when a nonrev FA informed us that the gate agents weren't letting on a SWA Jumpseater. I ran in, told them to put the delay on me if we were late, but to get him on. I used the restroom while in the terminal then went back out. We blocked out 1 min late... I got a call the next day from CP's office. That's Horizon for sure. I was asked specifically about the jumpseater. I claimed the delay was because I felt ill before push and had to use the airport bathroom, and just happened to see the SWA guy when I went in. I could hear the defeat in CP's voice after that answer.

I’m nominating your airline, CP and any “Captain” that delegates decisions but won’t make his/her own, then blames his companies policy for leaving a fellow pilot behind.

#10736

m3113n1a1 , 10-14-2018 09:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 4runner

Big, gold ray bans. Massive watch with an elt built in. Pleated polyester pants. Hawaiian shirt over a worn out Haines t shirt with yellow armpits. Smiling at people that can do stuff for me and ignoring everyone else. White new balance shoes in my rollaboard and a wife that spends all my $$$. That’s how he knew.

This is so spot on it's almost sad 😂 Great description!!

#10737

John Carr , 10-14-2018 11:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Packrat

I nominate the passenger sitting next to me in the middle seat who decided it was a good time to floss his teeth.

We’re you hogging the armrest?

#10738

smc2020 , 10-15-2018 08:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by captjns

Lighent up scm2020. Mom and Dad will give you a Top Gun Leather jacket when you graduate from Piper Warrior flight training.

Riiiiight.......because I've always wanted to go 90 knots with my hair on fire...in a Warrior.

#10739

at6d , 10-15-2018 09:52 AM

Strike averted!

You might need it to race Knotcher on his dirt bike (just put the flaps up this time mmkay?)

#10740

Fr8Thrust , 10-15-2018 01:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly10half

If anything should be contagious, it should be resourcefulness like this! That and of course managers who know how to file petty phone calls like this under “Efff It”.