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Quote: Blame the idiot "parents," who were everything else, BUT PARENTS. They indulged their offspring and taught them the world revolved around them. They thought being friends with their children was the right way to go. It's crystal clear it wasn't and now society is paying for it. UGH.

Yikes! Dad of the year here.
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“I’m sorry sir, I am unable to stop my toetapping. I have obsessive compulsive disorder. It’s on the official list of ADA disabilities.. Why are you trying to discriminate against me because of a medical condition.”

Also I don’t think LNL could ever be dad of the year. No fence LNL. 😄
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Quote: Yikes! Dad of the year here.
For sure!

(this just gets funnier and funnier!)
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Quote: Yikes! Dad of the year here.


I’m thinking “dad” probably isn’t the correct way to address “her”, but I can’t say with certainty.


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Quote: I’m thinking “dad” probably isn’t the correct way to address “her”, but I can’t say with certainty.


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I thought "he" was a "she" but hey babe, maybe she went for a walk on the wild side.
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Quote: I’m thinking “dad” probably isn’t the correct way to address “her”, but I can’t say with certainty.


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Hmm, though maybe valid, doesn’t change the premise in any way shape or form, but hey, if that’s your life raft, then have at it
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Quote: Said you and every generation of aging males since the dawn of time. Lay off the Fox News bruh, it’ll rot your brain
Yup. It's the same with every new generation.
This generation has tons of problems, just like every other one. Watching hours of news coverage about how all these "liberal colleges" are an epidemic on our society is pointless.
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Quote: Yup. It's the same with every new generation.
This generation has tons of problems, just like every other one. Watching hours of news coverage about how all these "liberal colleges" are an epidemic on our society is pointless.
I'm the victim of an elder attack, retreating now...... to a safe space.
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"Tool Thread 9987, we show you off course, turn left heading 230 direct TUUL then as filed"
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Quote: I'm the victim of an elder attack, retreating now...... to a safe space.
The trick is to hold on until you outlive all of the elders.
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