Let me just say to all those considering Envoy. Don't. Yes, i need you below me but seriously, do not believe the pack of lies you hear about on this board stating 2.5 year upgrade and 6 year flow.

I am a 2013 hire and on reserve. Let me tell you it is a living hell. If I had chosen PSA instead, I would have been in the left seat for a long time now. The only people flowing here are 1999 hires. The most junior captain on property today is a 2007 hire.

Do yourself a favor and ignore these paid company interns on here that talk about what a magnificent utopia Envoy is. Seriously, do you think a regular line pilot would gush with adoration over the company and state that they would step in front of a bullet for Envoy management?

Too late, but nice try. You already established yourself as NOT an Envoy employee in the other thread you started entitled "Envoy Lies". You were called out by people who know the person you were trying to impersonate, if I recall.

Shirley you have better things to do with your time? Or not...

Small upgrade means 2.5 ain't gonna happen! Did you fail General Math in high school? Add up the numbers son. 2.5 don't work unless you get 30 upgrades a month starting NOW.

Nobody cares what you think Jenks. We know you are about to hire on here. Question is why? Go to PSA and upgrade in a year instead.

Which pack of lies would that be? The one where we say it's not happening? Or the one where we say it's not possible unless they start upgrading soon and lots of them? Or maybe the closest you'll come is the one where some say it's possible, but they have a lot of work to do to make it happen? [see note below]



Then quit. According to your misery you should still be able to upgrade elsewhere quicker, get off reserve sooner or maybe even get paid more at a different airline. That is, if you actually work here.




Who the hell said anything like that [note here] other than our rainbows and puppies resident reverse psychology trolls. We know they're just as full of it as you are.

Read anything I said previously and tell me where I said 2.5 is a sure thing, "son". Did you fail reading comprehension?

Sorry slick. I would like to believe you actually fly the line here but it's obvious to me that you, along with 7 or 8 other "handles" are one of the intern "drones" Envoy has launched at this site to try and keep the bad press away and gullible new hires assimilated into the Envoy collective. The 7 or 8 of you are very likely one or two interns giggling in your cube in Irving over the latest posts by the "bashers." By the way, have you bashed Envoy today?

Hey Ric, WHERE'S THE BEEF?

Can't answer the question? Troll is as troll does.

And here it is...probably a PSA guy trying to get people below him.

Look son, do us all a solid and take a break from putting out that jibberish you come up with. Go to the bathroom, yes, right there in Envoy HQ. Take a long, hard look in the mirror. What do you see?

A college kid? Yes.
An Envoy intern? Yes.
A troll? YES!