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Old 07-29-2020, 09:33 AM
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With all these medical experts right here on the flight deck at SWA I should have had you guys perform my knee surgery. It would have saved myself and the company a BUNDLE....

I got a few tears in my shoulder bursa sack, what’s your advice on how to handle that? Alternate hot/cold every 15 minutes? You guys have access to cortisone shots, oh wait I heard on Briebert cortisone shots are actually implanted with alien DNA, some doctor who was on Twitter I am sure said it. Anyone of you guys have an operating room in their basement, maybe you guys could fix it up for me on an overnight?...=12pt
maybe this guy can help you with some of that surgery.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc7chi...ation/2027527/
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Old 07-29-2020, 09:58 AM
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With all these medical experts right here on the flight deck at SWA I should have had you guys perform my knee surgery. It would have saved myself and the company a BUNDLE....

I got a few tears in my shoulder bursa sack, what’s your advice on how to handle that? Alternate hot/cold every 15 minutes? You guys have access to cortisone shots, oh wait I heard on Briebert cortisone shots are actually implanted with alien DNA, some doctor who was on Twitter I am sure said it. Anyone of you guys have an operating room in their basement, maybe you guys could fix it up for me on an overnight?

Obviously I’m joking and showing just how stupid it is for a PILOT, a person who is NOTHING more than a heavy machinery operator to claim they know more about public health than a guy who has dedicated 50 years and sacrificed his family life to help improve the health of the US population. A guy that continuing education is more than pushing an arrow on an iPad every quarter. A guy who has worked for right/left and center politicians, and a guy who doesn’t ever ONCE indicate what his party affiliation is.

Get over yourselves, you don’t know **** about what they are dealing with and the over controlling I’m the chief and nobody can tell me otherwise part of you can not stand it. I wouldn’t expect Fauci to tell you how to fly the plane so don’t tell him about how wrong on a virus he is.

Now that is off my chest anyone catch the surf today? I just ventured back out, hit a few sets and knee still holding together. Anyone have an old Westfalia they want to sell? I need a new ride for the beach. Lastly a Mazda Miata is of course a sports car. Every bit as much as a TR6 and we all know the sports car was designed and brought to you by the British and Italians...
If you need a lobotomy or a neutering I could probably manage. I've cut the nuts off enough animals to know my way around the anatomy of most mammals.
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Old 07-29-2020, 10:21 AM
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maybe this guy can help you with some of that surgery.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc7chi...ation/2027527/
believe it or not he was my FO once upon a time!
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Old 07-29-2020, 10:51 AM
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Id imagine the point is that it sucks wearing a mask all the time and how people are less friendly and some are genuinely scared right now. I saw a grandma in a poncho, face-shield and mask the other day. Not blaming her - but it does suck and it’s less fun right now
that's really it for me. Not fun anymore. Got yelled at. Literally screaming/yelling at me by a sw Capt while walking through an airport for not wearing a mask. I was a paying pax in civies and he had no idea I was anything else until I asked for his employee number. I just don't want to deal with either side of it anymore. Going to enjoy my 5 yr ExTO.
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Not fun anymore. Got yelled at. Literally screaming/yelling at me by a sw Capt while walking through an airport for not wearing a mask.
You need to discover the joys of yelling at random people, very therapeutical.
Congratulations on the 5 year EXTO. I'm envious.
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Old 07-29-2020, 11:44 AM
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If you need a lobotomy or a neutering I could probably manage. I've cut the nuts off enough animals to know my way around the anatomy of most mammals.

Nah just a busted up bursa sack. Too many years playing baseball while you were obviously playing with mammals nuts....
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Old 07-29-2020, 01:20 PM
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that's really it for me. Not fun anymore. Got yelled at. Literally screaming/yelling at me by a sw Capt while walking through an airport for not wearing a mask. I was a paying pax in civies and he had no idea I was anything else until I asked for his employee number. I just don't want to deal with either side of it anymore. Going to enjoy my 5 yr ExTO.
Why didn't you have a mask on, civvies or not? Just wear the damn mask FFS. Maybe it would be better to just have law enforcement handing out tickets for not wearing masks, if you can't handle verbal correction for your display of anti-social behavior.
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Old 07-29-2020, 01:41 PM
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Why didn't you have a mask on, civvies or not? Just wear the damn mask FFS. Maybe it would be better to just have law enforcement handing out tickets for not wearing masks, if you can't handle verbal correction for your display of anti-social behavior.
thank you Karen.
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Old 07-29-2020, 03:50 PM
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Why didn't you have a mask on, civvies or not? Just wear the damn mask FFS. Maybe it would be better to just have law enforcement handing out tickets for not wearing masks, if you can't handle verbal correction for your display of anti-social behavior.
I think the point was missed here. Some people are exempt but he couldnt help but be the mask police. Real police would be appropriate to handle it. Do we really want sw pilots in uniform going around and yelling at pax they know nothing about?
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Why didn't you have a mask on, civvies or not? Just wear the damn mask FFS. Maybe it would be better to just have law enforcement handing out tickets for not wearing masks, if you can't handle verbal correction for your display of anti-social behavior.
Is the Tool of the Day thread still going?
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