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02-08-2013, 12:46 PM

#11

rightside02

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Joined APC: Nov 2008

Position: Airbus 320 Right Seat

Posts: 1,440

Greatest list i have ever read !!!!

02-13-2013, 05:27 PM

#12

APC225

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Joined APC: Feb 2011

Posts: 3,866

112. Writes everything from the flight paperwork on an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper because he's forgetful. Fifteen minutes before push when nothing's loaded in FMC realizes he forgot the flight paperwork in ops.

02-13-2013, 06:02 PM

#13

Monkeyfly

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Joined APC: Apr 2010

Position: 777 CAP

Posts: 768

113. Briefs: "I'm SOP". Then breaks 12 SOPs before takeoff.

02-13-2013, 06:18 PM

#14

SpecialTracking

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Joined APC: Nov 2010

Posts: 3,071

114. Takes off and cleared drct LDN. Priceless surprise on his face when he notices on the fmc ldn discontinuity lax. Why? He was too busy being Fabio in the galley before pushback. Chump don't wanna load fmc, chump don't get no fmc.

02-13-2013, 07:07 PM

#15

LAX Pilot

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Joined APC: Nov 2012

Position: Airbus

Posts: 1,040

115. Explains his proven and very detailed mechanical step-by-step process for how to land the plane smoothly, and then smashes it on every landing.

02-13-2013, 09:36 PM

#16

Airhoss

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Joined APC: Apr 2008

Position: Sleeping in the black swan’s nest.

Posts: 5,709

116. Gives instruction/correction on the "new" SOP at every call out. Spends the next threre hours in cruise trying to prove that the flight manual is wrong and that "he the just read the correct way somehwere" when shown in the flight manual just how full of schit his instructions/corrections actually are.