Discussion continues because pilots don't know how to read the UPA... It's pretty crystal clear on SC pay and doesn't need to be rewritten to be any clearer on how a pilot gets paid... And it's not add pay.

 

UAL RSV lyrics:

Some people call me reserve cowboy....yea.
Some call me the short call king.
Some people call me slack-er....
'cause I go.... without flying for weeks.

I'm a joker....I'm a smoker....

 

Some people call me the reserve cowboy baby
Some people call me short-call love
Some people call me early release
Cause I speak to our scheduling with love

People talk about me baby
Say I’m bidding wrong, all wrong
But don’t you worry bout me baby
Cause im right here at home (with a beard)

Cause I’m a (trip) picker
Im a bidder
Im a lover
And im a winner
Playin with CCS in the sun
I’m a bunker
Im a Moak-er
I’m a midnight show-er
I get my credit on the run

You’re the cutest pairing I ever did see
I really like your credit
Want to trade you for me
Lovey double, lovey double, lovey double credit time
Ooh we baby, you sure pay good credit time

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

People talk about me baby
Say I’m bidding wrong, all wrong
But don’t you worry bout me baby
Cause im right here at home
You’re the cutest pairing I ever did see
I really like your credit
Want to trade you for me
Lovey double, lovey double, lovey double credit time
Ooh we baby, you sure pay good credit time

 

Now THAT's what i'm talk'n bout. I'm not worthy! WOW.

Should throw in something about a VDO somewhere in that masterpiece.

 

Ummm we know who's on reserve right now....😂😂😂😂

 

VDO could replace MOAK.

 

Little VDO, You're really looking fine.
3 deuces and four-speed
and you pay 1.5 times...

I haven't worked on my reserve days,
but you need coverage now...
So, call me up...offer me.... premium
VDO

wah wah. wah wah wah wah wah wah.