[QUOTE=nwaf16dude;1446633]"Gold Bond...it's like a breath mint for my b@lls!"[/QUOTE]

Hey now! you don't want to turn on some of the guys in the back. That's a difficult conversation to exit from!

Before you get your $200 designer jeans fitted, remember to put the potato in the front...:cool:

80Knots,

Since Delta orders the cheapest seats and never replaces a cushion, I was thinking these would:

(1) Hold the Gold Bond in
(2) Save hundreds of dollars on "fitted jeans"
(3) Provide better comfort on the 5 hour red eyes that seem to take 80% of the seniority list to fly ...


They sell under the brand name "bubble butt boyshorts," so I placed my order under Alpha Romeo's name. They recognized the name as a repeat customer and gave me a 25% discount! Sticking with the stone wash and the Nerd Balance shoes. Should be here in a week.

It goes in the front?

Guess it is still cheaper to fly over to Asia to get attractive women, rather than spend some money on a wardrobe here to pull quality tail. The hot chicks from all the underboob pics love dudes who know how to dress. Trust me!

Does subscribing to the magazine at least get some Z points?

http://www.abs-cbn.com/Portals/0/sho...2708-metro.jpg

http://file.stuff.co.nz/wp-content/u...etrosexual.jpg

I'm assuming that Z points fall somewhere between the value of a Schrute Buck and a Stanley Nickel.

http://www.tobyhilden.com/images/schrute_buck.jpg

Most of the guys on here are not trying to get "quality tail". They are married or old, or old and married. Most are too busy cleaning baby poop and farting on their wives to wear sexy jeans. Cut them some slack!:D

Great issue! Definitely get Z points.

Umm... +717 (dollars spent on ambiguously gay overpriced clothes??).

Is that you, Lumberg???