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Old 07-17-2013 | 03:11 PM
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80Knots,

Since Delta orders the cheapest seats and never replaces a cushion, I was thinking these would:

(1) Hold the Gold Bond in
(2) Save hundreds of dollars on "fitted jeans"
(3) Provide better comfort on the 5 hour red eyes that seem to take 80% of the seniority list to fly ...


They sell under the brand name "bubble butt boyshorts," so I placed my order under Alpha Romeo's name. They recognized the name as a repeat customer and gave me a 25% discount! Sticking with the stone wash and the Nerd Balance shoes. Should be here in a week.

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Old 07-17-2013 | 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
Before you get your $200 designer jeans fitted, remember to put the potato in the front...
It goes in the front?
Old 07-17-2013 | 03:43 PM
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Guess it is still cheaper to fly over to Asia to get attractive women, rather than spend some money on a wardrobe here to pull quality tail. The hot chicks from all the underboob pics love dudes who know how to dress. Trust me!
Old 07-17-2013 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by BigZatD
Guess it is still cheaper to fly over to Asia to get attractive women, rather than spend some money on a wardrobe here to pull quality tail. The hot chicks from all the underboob pics love dudes who know how to dress. Trust me!
Does subscribing to the magazine at least get some Z points?





I'm assuming that Z points fall somewhere between the value of a Schrute Buck and a Stanley Nickel.

Old 07-17-2013 | 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by BigZatD
Guess it is still cheaper to fly over to Asia to get attractive women, rather than spend some money on a wardrobe here to pull quality tail. The hot chicks from all the underboob pics love dudes who know how to dress. Trust me!
Most of the guys on here are not trying to get "quality tail". They are married or old, or old and married. Most are too busy cleaning baby poop and farting on their wives to wear sexy jeans. Cut them some slack!
Old 07-17-2013 | 04:20 PM
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Great issue! Definitely get Z points.
Old 07-17-2013 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by BigZatD
Great issue! Definitely get Z points.
Umm... +717 (dollars spent on ambiguously gay overpriced clothes??).

Is that you, Lumberg???
Old 07-17-2013 | 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BigZatD
Guess it is still cheaper to fly over to Asia to get attractive women, rather than spend some money on a wardrobe here to pull quality tail. The hot chicks from all the underboob pics love dudes who know how to dress. Trust me!
Got my attractive woman...check

Next.

Your gay wannabe (not that there's anything wrong with that) jeans are 100 renminbi or $16 bucks in Asia. It's definitely cheaper to get them in Asia.

Love my wife, not lookin...not posin'.
Old 07-17-2013 | 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
I just let out an awful silent fart, and my wife goes "OH GOSH!," picked up the baby and went to change him.

VICTORY IS MINE!!!
If you want to cap off an obviously romantic day, try giving her the Dutch oven. It's even more fun. Just ask my ex wife.
Old 07-17-2013 | 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BigZatD
Guess it is still cheaper to fly over to Asia to get attractive women, rather than spend some money on a wardrobe here to pull quality tail. The hot chicks from all the underboob pics love dudes who know how to dress. Trust me!

True, but if you go THERE... you don't have the maintenance charges you do HERE...

Sorry, but a DAL uniform jacket in Europe is every bit the aphrodisiac that a $2000 Armani suit is in the USA.

Trust me.
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