Originally Posted by Sink r8 (Post 1632084)

You must be a pilot too.

I immediately thought "hey, they photoshopped in that Kalitta 747 that overran 25R in BRU, and look at how they just added a green stripe". The boobies barely even registered. A pilot, I am.

Originally Posted by badflaps (Post 1632085)

That is exactly why it ran off the end.

Originally Posted by scambo1 (Post 1632093)

Well since none of you "pilots" spoke up, I'll take the one in the middle.

Originally Posted by Check Essential (Post 1632100)

She must be really light. Her stilettos don't sink into the sand.

Originally Posted by scambo1 (Post 1632093)

Well since none of you "pilots" spoke up, I'll take the one in the middle.

Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 1631989)

So...all we need to do is start an APC letter writing campaign, where we compliment each other on the outstanding job we are all doing, making all those gate-house PA's, getting strollers, helping little old ladies cross the concourse, etc. and then once we all have enough reward points, we can hold an APC Reunion in Las Vegas! :eek::D;)

Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 1632029)

I saw [80ktsclamp real name] push old lady in wheelchair into the wall of the jetway. And tell a little girl Santa Claus is not real but the Easter bunny is real... but that he hit the bunny with the plane the other day and went on to explain how long the bunny stayed squished to the tire.

After 80 left I went over and told the old lady and the little girl that I am very sorry that Southwest pilot did that but dont worry I am a Delta pilot and I am here to rescue you.

I deserve a Delta bucks credit card.