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NuGuy 08-31-2010 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 863752)
The font size will be one of the few things made by man that can be clearly seen from space.

btw, newK- I heard that after seeing you fly the DC-9, DL is working on converting the DC-9-30's into orbital spacecraft post retirement to compete with Virgin Galactic and NASA.

I heard is was actually newK that took down the Death Star...in a DC-9...by throwing galley coffee at it.

Nu

newKnow 08-31-2010 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 863821)
I buy beer anyway....but a few extra bongo bucks in the wallet don't hurt.;)

Also, LAX guys don't actually DRINK beer. We prefer a nice pinot noir or our martinis dirty....blue cheese-stuffed olives are a nice touch. Just so's ya know in the future and you want to reciprocate. :D

Are those available on tap?

Are these available extra hot or with ranch dressing? :D

newKnow 08-31-2010 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by NuGuy (Post 863882)
I heard is was actually newK that took down the Death Star...in a DC-9...by throwing galley coffee at it.

Nu

You know how in the Alien(s)movies the creatures blood is like acid and destroys anything that it touches? That blood was modeled after DC-9 coffee. :D

NuGuy 08-31-2010 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by newKnow (Post 863889)
You know how in the Alien(s)movies the creatures blood is like acid and destroys anything that it touches? That blood was modeled after DC-9 coffee. :D

Yup, and that's only the 1 bag brew!

Nu

80ktsClamp 08-31-2010 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 863874)
i do buy rounds even though I don't drink yet, but, you'll have to order. not sure I'll get it right. :D

I'm buying your book, and I'm going to watch you on the 7th and if I could be so rude to ask, can you flash the APCF gahng symbol? Or say "carl spackler"?

On rj's they have this very wonderful invention called an intercom and since the guy can hear you while they're making a PA you can keep saying over and over "don't say ****, don't say ****" :D

oh its great. so just imagine 80 in your ear saying "dont say carl, dont say carl..."


Bonus points for mentioning the cone of shame. Talk about a softball... I can't imagine Buzz being able to reference the commander in chief with that phrase. :)

btw- would you prefer me order your book through you or amazon or what? Not sure what's more beneficial.

80ktsClamp 08-31-2010 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by NuGuy (Post 863893)
Yup, and that's only the 1 bag brew!

Nu

With or without FA spit? We're talking some serious destructive potential here.

Wouldn't it be funny if the angry old hag FA's had a second "inner" mouth like the alien? I kind of imagine them doing that sometimes when I hear/see them treating the customers with the respect and kindness that a professional would always do. :)

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l4...n/Alienv-1.jpg
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO CHECK THAT BAG, SIR!! (notice captain newK standing to the right)

buzzpat 08-31-2010 03:29 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 863874)
i do buy rounds even though I don't drink yet, but, you'll have to order. not sure I'll get it right. :D

I'm buying your book, and I'm going to watch you on the 7th and if I could be so rude to ask, can you flash the APCF gahng symbol? Or say "carl spackler"?

On rj's they have this very wonderful invention called an intercom and since the guy can hear you while they're making a PA you can keep saying over and over "don't say ****, don't say ****"

oh its great. so just imagine 80 in your ear saying "dont say carl, dont say carl..."

I'll try and fit in Carl...as much as it pains me.:D

We have a gahng symbol? Is it the one we use at Spondivits at midnight? If I recall, I rub my crotch, look deeply into the eyes of Courtney Friel and say......'Sup? That one?;)

buzzpat 08-31-2010 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 863894)

btw- would you prefer me order your book through you or amazon or what? Not sure what's more beneficial.

Actually, and thanks for asking, what works best on the book's initial launch is to go through Amazon. It creates an internet "buzz," pun not really intended. Besides, my prices are MUCH higher. I'm an airline pilot, dontchaknow?:D

FedElta 08-31-2010 03:42 PM

Buzz
 
Hey Buzz,

Sorry, but I forgot the title of your new book.....still passing around "Dereliction of Duty" to my buds who are still alive.....

Regards:D

Cycle Pilot 08-31-2010 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 863899)
With or without FA spit? We're talking some serious destructive potential here.

Wouldn't it be funny if the angry old hag FA's had a second "inner" mouth like the alien? I kind of imagine them doing that sometimes when I hear/see them treating the customers with the respect and kindness that a professional would always do. :)


YOURE GONNA HAVE TO CHECK THAT BAG, SIR!! (notice captain newK standing to the right)

We had some a-line the other day that was giving a diamond medallion first class passenger a bunch of crap because he had an extra bag. The bag was a camera bag which he obviously couldn't check. He was a really nice guy so my Captain "took care" of the situation. She was pretty irritated with the Captain for overriding her, but oh well. Sometimes the right decision isn't necessarily the most popular decision!


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