Oh My God.

Funny but scary at the same time. Do not give them any more ideas.

How many chicks do you need, Beer? Nevermind. Don't answer that. :)

Reminds me of a joke....

How do you know who the pilot is at a Party?

He will tell you, and he talks with his hands.

For women:

How do you know your date with a pilot is half over?

Oh no Bar, your 1000th post is going to be a punch line.

I had a new flight attendant tell me once, "Show me why its called a cockpit and I'll show you why its called a layover".

That cracked me up.

Ok. Now I am ready to be part of the DAL team. That would never happen on a NWA flight. Bring on SOC and mixed crews!!! :D

Must have been a NYC flt attendant :)

One of the few benefits of being MD'd to JFK.