Nah, we arent. We're talking about your mom.

And by the way, its back open for business. :)

Speaking of mothers, want to know what yours has in common with a turbofan engine?

GET EM' IN!

So PBS can make quick work of everyones hopes and dreams:

http://www.intimuspapershredders.com...r-shredder.jpg

blah blah blah suck squeeze bang blow... I'm going to take your mom out to a nice dinner just for that.

In there like swimwear. Ready for unstacking, sir!

Summer in MN is a breeze. They think it's hot and humid, but that's coming from a lot of scandinavians who haven't lived anywhere else and consider KS, IA, and MO 'The South.' Due respect to their winters, though.

Channeling my inner Austin Powers...."birds migrate when things get cold." No frikkin wonder...and what's up with the constant "crane" warnings in the NOTAMS for JFK? "Birds" gone wild?;)

I think I'm going to have to post a picture I haven't in a while because it illustrates so well the big question - aren't these birds a little late to be migrating?

I guess the good news is you can pick up said frozen bird and throw them in the deep fryer and have some lunch!

It's funny. The only reason why I know the weather is bad in MSP is because of this board and ESPN reporting that the indoor football game is being moved to Monday night due to weather. It was 75 degrees here today.