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newKnow 05-25-2011 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 998761)
.... wha... wait? What are you guys talking about?



oh, good, we're all on the same page evidently.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-A1r7Vb7C3c...2BPeers_01.jpg

:D

Yes we are.

(I love quoting you in these situations.) :rolleyes: <===== (That's really me.)

Nosmo King 05-25-2011 07:53 PM

For all you Mac/Apple users:

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New Mac Defender malware variant drops admin password requirement

forgot to bid 05-25-2011 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by newKnow (Post 998762)
Yes we are.

(I love quoting you in these situations.) <===== (That's really me.)

FTB will pay for his misbehavior...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WORoX9wRCe...A/s400/dog.jpg

So my disclaimer. If a fisherman picks his bait by the type of fish he wants to catch, then women should realize that you cannot complain about the type of guys you attract if the bait you used advertised yourself as a commodity.

This is a rant designed to sidetrack and place the blame squarely on someone else.

forgot to bid 05-25-2011 07:57 PM


Originally Posted by Columbia (Post 998760)
Wish I had.
What was a bit more "outsourcing interesting," I was sitting two rows behind a couple of well dressed, older business guys and overheard/witnessed the following on same ASA flight:

"That was ummmm.....interesting. No running water in the sink. Can I wipe my hands on you? (to his buddy/seat mate)"
Cart moves aft
"Hey, let's have a drink."
"Would you like anything to drink?"
"Yes please. How about a Jack and Coke?"
"We don't have any."
"How about Scotch?"
"We're all out."
"OK, do you have any Bourbon?"
"No"
"OK, do you have anything that's brown?"
"No. They didn't give us any for the flight."
"Ok, then how about gin?"
"I have vodka."
"Great (whew). Two V and Ts."
"Here you go, that's $14."
"Here you are." (offering money).
"Sorry, cash only. We don't take credit cards."
"OK, here's a $20.
Small cabin of pax starting to eaves-drop.
"I don't have any change. They only give us $10 in change and the guy in the first row already took my change."
"OK, how about we take 3 vodkas and call it even?"
"That's $21."
Big laugh out of guy 4 rows back.
"All I have is $20 and a couple of breath mints."
Bunch of people laugh.
"I'm very sorry, sir."
"That's OK, dear. We'll just wait until we get home." Give Vs back.
Moves back 2 rows, guy says
"Can I get some change?"
Plane erupts in laughter. FA says
"You just made my day."

That's kind of a face palm moment is it not?

Jay5150 05-25-2011 08:04 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 998761)

K, we all know about under-boob & side-boob. I propose a new term for the arm draped under the boob to give it a little extra oomph(sp?)

New term: Boob shelf.

Use it freely but you must footnote me and I'm looking at a copyright/trademark filing for royalties.:D

Jay5150 05-25-2011 08:10 PM

duplicate........

Columbia 05-25-2011 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 998769)
That's kind of a face palm moment is it not?

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When the FA gave me my h20, I reached for the tray table only to find it missing. She said that they've been removing some after they have broken off.
In retrospect, I should have dumped the water on my head.

Brocc15 05-25-2011 08:28 PM

So quick scheduling question I'm sure you guys can help me out with... I am now (as of midnight) on my 6th reserve day out of 7. I haven't had a 24 hour rest period, but have been on long call and not used for a few days. The day after day 7 is a GD. If they don't call me by noon today, I am pretty much done right? because My 24 in 7 would have to start between noon and midnight and with a GD I am off at noon on the 7th day if not used. Correct? Planning on going home in the morning, just want to make sure I am not misinterpreting this.

forgot to bid 05-25-2011 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by Columbia (Post 998781)
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When the FA gave me my h20, I reached for the tray table only to find it missing. She said that they've been removing some after they have broken off.
In retrospect, I should have dumped the water on my head.

And in the minds of those passengers that was a Delta flight.

Columbia 05-25-2011 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 998784)
And in the minds of those passengers that was a Delta flight.

Guy next to me on the aisle kept trying to put his head on my lap to take a look down through the window and said "The window's so scratched that I can't even see if we're in the air or not."
Sorry, but I haven't been in a CRJ in years. Please tell me they don't all look like this. Holy Moly!!!! :(


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