I bought a hot tub. I go in it every month when the wife is in heat. It kills off the swimmers so you get to practice practice practice!!!!!:D:D

WAKE UP FTB!!! I found someone who can help milk your 4 month old. I just had the 4 day from hell. I'm drinking, the wifes outta town and I think I may post some pics to get me banned for a week or two. ( just kiddin' acl)



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I flew with some new girls recently. They let me take some pics so I could share with you.


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Sailing, it was a joke. Of curse it can. All active legs. :rolleyes:

They're worth every minute though. You know the first two months are hard but then one day they smile at you and you seriously just melt. You go from fearless guy to crippled with fear for them. Getting up 6 times a night, fine, as long as they're okay and breathing.

And lets be honest, the lack of sleep, whose fault is that? >>> FTB <<<

This lack of sleep and the screaming tirades are hard, but you'll accept them. The moment you realize they're so dependent upon you for safety and love it's, just, overwhelming. To the point even as a guy I get... "misty eyed"... if not cry when you think about some of the #@%@#%@# babies and kids go through in this world. It's a different experience that I could've never appreciated in full until after kids and your picturing your own child in that situation. It will make you so angry to read the news sometimes. It's a new and different experience.

but as my preacher says, when you look in that crib you see a child you'd lay your life down for, then years later they become teenagers and you don't even want them to have keys to the house.

FWIW, the start trying... :D... sucker. Especially if you hear, "this could take months."

The days of being able to sleep til 10 or 11 while everyone goes to work. Too bad you can't bank sleep.

ah, boobs. lets talk about boobs for those who don't have kids. boobs make milk. the need to use them for milk starts within minutes of the trauma of child birth. from that point forward boobs and their nipples are tortured, bitten, swollen with milk till it hurts ,cracked, sucked violently through an industrial styled pump machine... the shock to the boob is overwhelming. And even nice big boobs pre-kids can become deflated after kids. Poor boobs. It's hell.

That is a tragic outcome for the boobs.

In my life as an observer of important things, I have made some conclusions that are boob related.
1. Beautiful young girls with great (big) boobs have a butt that will eventually grow to keep the whole body proportional.
2. Fake boobs, while nice, are a giant red flag for deep emotional issues. This is especially true for high school girls in Dallas with boob jobs.
3. Boobs really are a milk delivery system, not an eternal source of pleasure. It is really a little funny, the value our society has put on them. I still cant help myself.
4. I just spent the last 4 days at Bonnaroo - the ultimate people watchers paradise. The girls with the ugliest boobs are the ones that paint them. PS met Ron Jeremy, even though he had a great job, the only question is ...how? 5'5", fat, skeevy.
5. Boobs are great, but i'm a leg/booty man.

Hey guys,

Aren't ALL categories limited to 6 SC's a month?

Yes, they are. I think there is a caveat that allows you to volunteer for another one though. Of course you might also volunteer for a TSA strip search also.

Scambo, 80 and hoser will be devastated by our posts this morning.

Yeah, I suck, I'm Debby Downer.

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MILF, boobs, bootay. 'tsall good.