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Originally Posted by Columbia
(Post 1007447)
Good lord- talk about Carl Spackler forearm hair. Seriously, scroll down so all you see are the arms. All I can say is my safety word, "Manachem Begen" :D
Not enough to call "OKLAHOMA!" for sure. |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 1007451)
vapid va.pid 1) see above |
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I don't know what Oklahoma means, might have to pm me on that one, but, don't, but was Emma Watson teased out of Brown in RI? She says no. She made a mistake, Brown? Please. She should've gone to Auburn. She wouldn't have stood out so much because she was hot and she could've watched them go 14-0, beat the trash talkers from Georgia, beat Bama while down 24-0 early in the second, smoke South Carolina and go on to win a national championship. Brown? Do they require you to wear your sweater around your waist there? http://finebaumfan.com/wp-content/up...1/AuburnSI.jpg and dated a guy who drove a truck for fun, they don't have that in England. http://www.lincah.com/wp-content/upl...ew-588x441.jpg buddy of mine from England who was a CFI back when I was learning to fly always told me I need to go over to England and when I meet a girl just tell her I drove a truck as my personal car. I drove a 1989 Ford Ranger and not one with an extended cab either. Which albeit can kill you just as a fast as a Mack truck but nowhere near the manliness. |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 1007472)
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I don't know what Oklahoma means, might have to pm me on that one, but, don't, but was Emma Watson teased out of Brown in RI? She says no. If you're a jackass fan, "oklahoma" is the standard safe word. :) |
Originally Posted by NuGuy
(Post 1007460)
Pffftt....a little older and thicker, please.
Now Tia Leoni.... YouTube - ‪Nicolas Cage Wants Cake‬‏ Nu |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 1007461)
I can't. Phone dead. charger in room. room with wife. wife will be woken if i go get charger.
wife will realize its 1230am, and i'm not asleep. wife will have no sympathy at 430 and 7am baby feeding. ftb will catch hell. must sneak into bed and act like i've been there all night and not playing on the internet. nothing good happens after midnight. nothing. or so they say. |
Originally Posted by Columbia
(Post 1007484)
Are you watching me? :)
if so i'm sleeping on the couch and not waking up til 10am. you can take baby duty at 3, 4, 5, 5:30, 5:45, 6:15, 6:45, 7:10, 7:30 and then all morning while I sleep. remember the 2 year old just needs the paci back, the 4 month old needs to be held and rocked while you're standing - sit down and he'll cry. but i know you're not there because if you weren't bitten by the 15lb mutt you're not in my bed. That's problem #2 for me, the damn dog. He will try and bite me while I take back my spot unless i just fall into bed then he will run to save his life but growl as he goes. thus alerting the wife to my irresponsible lack of sleep. this website might be free but there is a price to be paid for hanging out here. |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 1007489)
are you saying you're in my bed?
if so i'm sleeping on the couch and not waking up til 10am. you can take baby duty at 3, 4, 5, 5:30, 5:45, 6:15, 6:45, 7:10, 7:30 and then all morning while I sleep. remember the 2 year old just needs the paci back, the 4 month old needs to be held and rocked while you're standing - sit down and he'll cry. but i know you're not there because if you weren't bitten by the 15lb mutt you're not in my bed. That's problem #2 for me, the damn dog. He will try and bite me while I take back my spot unless i just fall into bed then he will run to save his life but growl as he goes. thus alerting the wife to my irresponsible lack of sleep. this website might be free but there is a price to be paid for hanging out here. |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 1007489)
are you saying you're in my bed?
if so i'm sleeping on the couch and not waking up til 10am. you can take baby duty at 3, 4, 5, 5:30, 5:45, 6:15, 6:45, 7:10, 7:30 and then all morning while I sleep. remember the 2 year old just needs the paci back, the 4 month old needs to be held and rocked while you're standing - sit down and he'll cry. but i know you're not there because if you weren't bitten by the 15lb mutt you're not in my bed. That's problem #2 for me, the damn dog. He will try and bite me while I take back my spot unless i just fall into bed then he will run to save his life but growl as he goes. thus alerting the wife to my irresponsible lack of sleep. this website might be free but there is a price to be paid for hanging out here. Written birth control at it's finest. Wifers wants to start trying after our 3rd anniversary in August.... I'm perfectly fine with continuing practicing. |
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