Now I like that type of complaining!! Very funny, Bar. :D

Congrats, Johnson!!!

A girl, huh? If you are not already, time to join the FFDO program. My oldest daughter enters high school this year. We can go to class together. :D

New K Now

Yep, that's the one. While from multiple sources, I only have it on hearsay, so I will cease and dissest.

If none of us know a name, what does it matter if we know the "rules?"

Yeah Box, that's like walking in the crew room, loudly announcing "did you hear about that big airplane order and basing decision" then pretending to answer your cell phone and walk out to the crew bus. Folks will be standing exiting iCrew and searching the web for the announcement for at least 45 minutes.

ALPA Reps have refined that skill to an art form... "yeah did you hear about... oh' that's my phone, gotta go, see ya"

OK, OK, I've been properly chastized.
I'll just say the interesting rule involves ratting you out if your behavior does not meet this FO's moral standards. It does not stay in Vegas, or on TDY.
I'm not saying I condone questionable behavior, but it is odd to announce you are the morality police in a crew brief.

All I can say is "breakin' wind" comes with the job and is a physiological need at times!!:D I guess I'll be put on report!!!:D I am DennyCrane after all!!!!!

Denny

We had a famous FO up north, not the morality police, just not a pleasent person to fly with. At the end of a trip, one of the most laidback, easy going exHughes guys in the world handed her his business card and said, "here is my name, here is my employee number, I never want to see you again". :D

Ferd <-----definitely NOT the morality police :cool:

Nice. That gets the point across.
Box - not the morality police either, though I have been known to wear a Morale Supression Police T-shirt at Al Udeid.

#1: Bravo, Bar. That was hysterical.

#2: If the DN guys think they got screwed and the DS guys think they got screwed, is that not indicative of a relatively fair deal?