Interesting 1st post....in TOTD thread, no less. Were you hoping to remind yourself to finish this later?

To the top nominee for "Husband of the Year" who snapped numerous photos of his wife being attacked by a Cheetah instead of helping her out. :rolleyes:

In his defense it was a cat fight.

I'd like the nominate the TSA *** clown in CVG who chastised me in for walking through the traditional x-ray machine "way too fast".

From the way he described it his supervisor, you would have thought I was coming out of the starting blocks at a track meet.

Attaboy!

Just saw an AT FO doing a walkaround on a 73. This dude was wearing, I kid you not, white gloves. Now, I don't know that it makes him a tool. Maybe he's got some weird hand-thing, but all I could think of was an uppity head-butler swiping his white-gloved finger across the mahogany tables inspecting the maid's work.

What, no Ascot?

Lol an ascot. I hope I can work up the balls to some day come to work wearing an ascot. That would be classic.

Well, if you do, don't forget your white gloves, otherwise, you'd be a...

TOOL! :D

We badly need a "Like" button.

Well, one fine winter night I was post flighting the Jalopy and what do I see? The ramper is using the gear pin to hack blue ice off the lav truck hose:eek:
So yeah, I use white latex gloves when I got to touch those things.

About the "taking pictures while your wife is getting attacked by a cheetah" story, how long do you stay in the dog house for something like that?