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#1581

How Not To Land A Plane*Video
Didn't know ERAU took the those cool flying clubs over to Australia. Anyways looks like he thought stopping the plane quick was more important then the plane itself.
Didn't know ERAU took the those cool flying clubs over to Australia. Anyways looks like he thought stopping the plane quick was more important then the plane itself.

#1582

[QUOTE=throttleweenie;1203803
You jealous that my wife shows up naked?
TW[/QUOTE]
I hope she does; she IS your WIFE! And no, not jealous. I'm not married so the same ginger showing up that I'm married to would get old....
You jealous that my wife shows up naked?
TW[/QUOTE]
I hope she does; she IS your WIFE! And no, not jealous. I'm not married so the same ginger showing up that I'm married to would get old....
#1584
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Nov 2005
Posts: 758

Another TSA nominee. One of these fine gubmunt agents just demanded to view the "other" ID hanging from my lanyard. It's a card sized take off/landing briefing guide; Mr. Gubmunt agent just couldn't figure it out. I wish you all could have been there as he squints at it trying to understand why he can't see my picture on either side of the card. Too funny.
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#1588
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Posts: 12,451
#1590
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,773

The other day I was flying over the bay of Bengal. There was a very irritated QATAR chappy complaining to Chennai information that he had to repeat his position three times to three different controllers in the space of 3 minutes.
He went on to remind the individual on the radio that he sits in the same room with three other guys, and should be able to communicate position reports to one another.
Very entertaining, though this Skygod, definitely from the land of corned beef on white bread and mayonnaise, needed to be reminded to lighten up and remember that he was no longer in Kansas.
To which Captain Skygod’s response was,
All my F/O and myself could say is WOW! Good luck to you Captain Skygod where ever you may be and be sure to win friends and influence others with that attitude.
He went on to remind the individual on the radio that he sits in the same room with three other guys, and should be able to communicate position reports to one another.
Very entertaining, though this Skygod, definitely from the land of corned beef on white bread and mayonnaise, needed to be reminded to lighten up and remember that he was no longer in Kansas.
To which Captain Skygod’s response was,
Perhaps these guys need to find another line of work if they can’t get their act together.
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