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Old 06-16-2012, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by EMBFlyer View Post
I thought he was an FO at CommutAir.
I thought he was a test pilot for NASA's new space shuttle.
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Old 06-16-2012, 02:33 PM
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I thought he was a test pilot for NASA's new space shuttle.
I heard he became a member of Seal Team 6 and was the one who pulled the trigger.
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Old 06-16-2012, 02:48 PM
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I heard he became a member of Seal Team 6 and was the one who pulled the trigger.
The Navy had to rename the unit Seal Team 1 after Tim Martins joined because Tim Martin works alone.
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Old 06-16-2012, 03:04 PM
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What if Tim Martins fought Chuck Norris, Missing In Action style... who'd win?
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Old 06-16-2012, 03:24 PM
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Chuck Norris has Tim Martins ALPA cover poster above his bed.

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Old 06-16-2012, 03:48 PM
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Trick Question! Tim Martins IS Chuck Norris.
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Old 06-17-2012, 01:32 AM
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Ah ye of little faith!

What a testimony to Tim Martin's power - he has the ability to resurrect this thread from what appeared to be certain death! You go Timmy! Keep landing those space shuttles on the moon while rescuing kittens and preserving the virtue of young maidens and flying an F-15 (or 14, or 18, or 16, or 37... 220, 211, whatever it takes).
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Old 06-17-2012, 03:22 PM
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... 220, 211, whatever it takes).
I see what you did there.
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:09 PM
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This guy -



Denzel - trying too hard. Should be an interesting movie though. Wish I had winglets on my Maddog.

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Can't wait for the drinking on the job jokes to start up from the pax again once this movie comes out.
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:11 PM
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Had a captain Play the "Top Gun" anthem at 5am over the PA before the start of day while FAs did their security checks.
There's a circuit breaker for that...
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