Tool of the day
08-10-2012, 05:18 AM
#2322
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Joined APC: Jun 2009
Posts: 786
THE BACKPACK TOOL:
He comes in many forms and has learned to use his back pack to annoy. My personal favorite is when he steps into the last available half a spot on the airport train just before the door is about to close. There is only room for his feet. After the door closes on his backpack and then reopens, triggering that automated "Please allow the doors to close announcement", he then proceeds to spin around in the space with no regard for the face space his 74 pound eurotrash mobile home sized backpack takes up. Someday I'm going to just throw the backpack with or without it's owner attached.
He comes in many forms and has learned to use his back pack to annoy. My personal favorite is when he steps into the last available half a spot on the airport train just before the door is about to close. There is only room for his feet. After the door closes on his backpack and then reopens, triggering that automated "Please allow the doors to close announcement", he then proceeds to spin around in the space with no regard for the face space his 74 pound eurotrash mobile home sized backpack takes up. Someday I'm going to just throw the backpack with or without it's owner attached.
08-10-2012, 05:34 AM
#2323
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Joined APC: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,919
Originally Posted by throttleweenie
What is an air pocket? What's it made out of? What's in it?
TW
TW
Every bad landing I've ever had was due to an air pocket that settled over the touchdown zone.
08-10-2012, 06:53 AM
#2326
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,722
Originally Posted by galaxy flyer
Does that gravity spike thingie cause the stray electron between the brain and whichever had has the yoke? Could gravity spikes explain the Airbii's odder moments?
GF
GF
I'm not sure anyone, even Airbus, can explain Airbii's odder moments! I'm sure they'll try to blame it on...Pilot rudder inputs...or the damn trees, but we know it's the Gravity Spikes!
I've nearly been sucked in by many a gravity spike, they seem to be amplified late at night and show up about half way between the bar and the hotel. I know there's a real bad gravity area right ouside Sticky Fingers in Hong Kong. Be careful if you come out of there at 3am! The Gravity is very intense there.
Thank God there are also some nice young Asian girls standing nearby that one spot, who will help you get past it, and make sure you get back to your room, they'll even tuck you in...Such nice girls.
08-10-2012, 07:56 AM
#2327
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,722
I think I just found a new tool!
"Remember Kids, pee in the pool, but no poo."
Peeing in Pools with Ryan Lochte from Ryan Lochte, NickCorirossi, Charles Ingram, Brian Lane, Betsy Koch, and Funny Or Die
"Remember Kids, pee in the pool, but no poo."
Peeing in Pools with Ryan Lochte from Ryan Lochte, NickCorirossi, Charles Ingram, Brian Lane, Betsy Koch, and Funny Or Die
08-10-2012, 10:24 AM
#2328
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: Seat 0B
Posts: 2,300
Delta Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing at Reagan National
TOTD goes to this guy. Clearly his an aviation expert who knows his airplanes when he sees them.
TOTD goes to this guy. Clearly his an aviation expert who knows his airplanes when he sees them.
08-10-2012, 11:09 AM
#2329
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Joined APC: Mar 2006
Position: KCCO
Posts: 767
Originally Posted by TheFly
Delta Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing at Reagan National
TOTD goes to this guy. Clearly his an aviation expert who knows his airplanes when he sees them.
TOTD goes to this guy. Clearly his an aviation expert who knows his airplanes when he sees them.
08-10-2012, 11:17 AM
#2330
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Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: blueJet
Posts: 4,511
Originally Posted by TheFly
Delta Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing at Reagan National
TOTD goes to this guy. Clearly his an aviation expert who knows his airplanes when he sees them.
TOTD goes to this guy. Clearly his an aviation expert who knows his airplanes when he sees them.
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