Tool of the day
#271
#273
Flew with a guy a few weeks ago that insisted on hand-flying up to the hand-off to the second ATL center frequency every leg, which just happens to be the perfect way to maximize the workload on the FO.
Not that the job is that hard..., but it was kind of a pain, relatively speaking.
Not that the job is that hard..., but it was kind of a pain, relatively speaking.
#274
#275
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Joined APC: Dec 2008
Position: Upright
Posts: 601
I'll nominate myself for one. Flying with a fellow demented, Planet AD captain, I grabbed the PA just as the ramp guy was helping the FA close the door (Dash 8), and said in my best automated subway voice "PLEASE STAND BACK. DOORS ARE CLOSING". She let go of the door about the time the rampie did nearly taking him out. He managed to catch it before it hit the stops. God only knows how much damage there would have been.
As luck would have it, shortly thereafter I had a main cabin door that wouldn't open at the destination airport. Pax and crew were all liberated from the aircraft via the forward emergency exit.
As luck would have it, shortly thereafter I had a main cabin door that wouldn't open at the destination airport. Pax and crew were all liberated from the aircraft via the forward emergency exit.
#276
It's still cool to be a good pilot. It tends to come and handy now and then.
#277
The tool who struts around the Eagle crew room with his College lanyard and some obscure marching band ringtone. He makes sure his ringer is full volume and doesn't answer his Bluetooth until the entire song has finished. He also wears mirrored aviators on his head.
#278
Anytime the CA and FA are married or dating, you know you are in for a bad, bad trip.
You can bet your sweet bippy that all the crap work that would normally be the FA's job will somehow be delegated to you, despite the fact that it's no where near your job description. Nothing is worse than hearing the CA say "hey, why don't you...."
You will bear the brunt of everything crappy that happens as Captain America tries to impress his sweetie that "he's the boss".
Yuk.
Nu
#279
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Joined APC: Feb 2011
Posts: 820
AHAAHHAHAHAH that guy is such an a$$ bag!!!!!
#280
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Joined APC: Feb 2011
Posts: 820
UGH, thanks for dredging up that memory.
Anytime the CA and FA are married or dating, you know you are in for a bad, bad trip.
You can bet your sweet bippy that all the crap work that would normally be the FA's job will somehow be delegated to you, despite the fact that it's no where near your job description. Nothing is worse than hearing the CA say "hey, why don't you...."
You will bear the brunt of everything crappy that happens as Captain America tries to impress his sweetie that "he's the boss".
Yuk.
Nu
Anytime the CA and FA are married or dating, you know you are in for a bad, bad trip.
You can bet your sweet bippy that all the crap work that would normally be the FA's job will somehow be delegated to you, despite the fact that it's no where near your job description. Nothing is worse than hearing the CA say "hey, why don't you...."
You will bear the brunt of everything crappy that happens as Captain America tries to impress his sweetie that "he's the boss".
Yuk.
Nu
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