Tool of the day
12-20-2012 | 05:00 AM
#3551
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Actually, you're ALL a bunch of tools on this thread, checking religiously to see if anyone else is more of a tool than you. You all think you're Snow White, but you're actually the evil stepmother: "...tool thread, APC tool thread on the web, who is the least toolish of them all?"
Of course, you may be tools, but you're my favorite bunch of tools.
And me, I'm just here as the one and only neutral observer, of course.
Happy Holidays, tools!
Of course, you may be tools, but you're my favorite bunch of tools.
And me, I'm just here as the one and only neutral observer, of course.
Happy Holidays, tools!
I like to think of this thread as spreading tool-awareness.
12-20-2012 | 06:19 AM
#3552
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I just like to think of this thread.
Comes in so handy, to visualize it when you're flying with a guy that's all bent out of shape because they just ran out of cognac in the back. Or if I reach into my bag for my Spiderman toothbrush and Colgate Total (for a total tool).
It also spreads tool-self-awareness, in that case.
Comes in so handy, to visualize it when you're flying with a guy that's all bent out of shape because they just ran out of cognac in the back. Or if I reach into my bag for my Spiderman toothbrush and Colgate Total (for a total tool).
It also spreads tool-self-awareness, in that case.
12-20-2012 | 08:38 AM
#3553
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I just like to think of this thread.
Comes in so handy, to visualize it when you're flying with a guy that's all bent out of shape because they just ran out of cognac in the back. Or if I reach into my bag for my Spiderman toothbrush and Colgate Total (for a total tool).
It also spreads tool-self-awareness, in that case.
Comes in so handy, to visualize it when you're flying with a guy that's all bent out of shape because they just ran out of cognac in the back. Or if I reach into my bag for my Spiderman toothbrush and Colgate Total (for a total tool).
It also spreads tool-self-awareness, in that case.
well at least they still have breadsticks.
12-20-2012 | 10:48 AM
#3554
New boss = Old boss
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From: Ca B737
Showed up to the jet yesterday. Just missed the crew. The captain left his O2 mask out, a half full water bottle on the floor where my crew bag goes, and a full trash bag overflowing with coffee cups. Nice! Thanks tool, I'll clean up after you.
12-20-2012 | 11:05 AM
#3555
Line Holder
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Thats always a nice touch, having to clean up some ones mess. My favorite is the bottles of chew spit.
12-21-2012 | 06:17 AM
#3557
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Those oh so classic slobs that do not have their mommies there to clean up after them and too lazy and non-caring anyway. Obviously, way to important and busy to pickup after themselves.
12-21-2012 | 07:13 AM
#3558
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From: A320
12-21-2012 | 09:01 AM
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Last night, SWA flight SMF - LAX, deadheading or commuting pilot, proudly sporting his "ALPA" lanyard and his white shirt minus epaulets (clever disguise - nobody would guess you're a pilot), packed plane, only a few middle seats left, one of them happens to be next to him but it's "taken" by his overcoat, man purse, and other assorted crap. I ask, "Mind if I grab that seat?" He looks up with a "really...?" expression. Yeah, really. He slowly moves his stuff. So slowly, in fact, that I tell him, "Ya know what? Never mind." I head aft to find a different one.
No wonder the public hates airline pilots.
Happy Holidays, buddy.
No wonder the public hates airline pilots.
Happy Holidays, buddy.
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