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RhinoPherret 12-21-2012 06:17 AM


Originally Posted by mike734 (Post 1315777)
Showed up to the jet yesterday. Just missed the crew. The captain left his O2 mask out, a half full water bottle on the floor where my crew bag goes, and a full trash bag overflowing with coffee cups. Nice! Thanks tool, I'll clean up after you.

Those oh so classic slobs that do not have their mommies there to clean up after them and too lazy and non-caring anyway. Obviously, way to important and busy to pickup after themselves.

labbats 12-21-2012 07:13 AM


Originally Posted by mike734 (Post 1315777)
Showed up to the jet yesterday. Just missed the crew. The captain left his O2 mask out, a half full water bottle on the floor where my crew bag goes, and a full trash bag overflowing with coffee cups. Nice! Thanks tool, I'll clean up after you.

Had someone leave melted ice cream all over once. I just kept picturing Pee Wee Herman licking an ice cream cone with one hand and flying with the other.

http://justkhaotic.com/wp-content/up...wee_herman.jpg

labbats 12-21-2012 08:40 AM

TPH UUA /OV OAL/TM 1635/FL600/TP U2/TB MOD-SEV/RM ZOA CWSU AWC-WEBKZOA


Any ride reports at FL600?

Mink 12-21-2012 09:01 AM

Last night, SWA flight SMF - LAX, deadheading or commuting pilot, proudly sporting his "ALPA" lanyard and his white shirt minus epaulets (clever disguise - nobody would guess you're a pilot), packed plane, only a few middle seats left, one of them happens to be next to him but it's "taken" by his overcoat, man purse, and other assorted crap. I ask, "Mind if I grab that seat?" He looks up with a "really...?" expression. Yeah, really. He slowly moves his stuff. So slowly, in fact, that I tell him, "Ya know what? Never mind." I head aft to find a different one.

No wonder the public hates airline pilots.

Happy Holidays, buddy.

labbats 12-21-2012 09:57 AM

Yes even pilots hate pilots.

DeadHead 12-21-2012 12:17 PM


Originally Posted by Mink (Post 1316350)
Last night, SWA flight SMF - LAX, deadheading or commuting pilot, proudly sporting his "ALPA" lanyard and his white shirt minus epaulets (clever disguise - nobody would guess you're a pilot), packed plane, only a few middle seats left, one of them happens to be next to him but it's "taken" by his overcoat, man purse, and other assorted crap. I ask, "Mind if I grab that seat?" He looks up with a "really...?" expression. Yeah, really. He slowly moves his stuff. So slowly, in fact, that I tell him, "Ya know what? Never mind." I head aft to find a different one.

No wonder the public hates airline pilots.

Happy Holidays, buddy.

Maybe he was someone important. You should've asked him.

chignutsak 12-21-2012 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by labbats (Post 1316342)
TPH UUA /OV OAL/TM 1635/FL600/TP U2/TB MOD-SEV/RM ZOA CWSU AWC-WEBKZOA


Any ride reports at FL600?

No joke - those guys live and die at the coffin corner

mike734 12-21-2012 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by Mink (Post 1316350)
Last night, SWA flight SMF - LAX, deadheading or commuting pilot, proudly sporting his "ALPA" lanyard and his white shirt minus epaulets (clever disguise - nobody would guess you're a pilot), packed plane, only a few middle seats left, one of them happens to be next to him but it's "taken" by his overcoat, man purse, and other assorted crap. I ask, "Mind if I grab that seat?" He looks up with a "really...?" expression. Yeah, really. He slowly moves his stuff. So slowly, in fact, that I tell him, "Ya know what? Never mind." I head aft to find a different one.

No wonder the public hates airline pilots.

Happy Holidays, buddy.

I hate DH'ng. I had a window seat last night (better than middle) and a beach ball shaped woman sat in the middle seat. She was overflowing past the arm rest. She wanted to raise the arm rest but I wouldn't let her. 3 hours of barely being able to move my left arm. Oh how I hate DH'ng.

samballs 12-21-2012 05:50 PM

I vote totd, first, the cast of gold rush, they suck. Then the guys of jungle gold complete failures. Gold rush is making the flu worse tonight.. How do investors give them money, they remind me of airline management.

pilot0987 12-21-2012 06:44 PM

U just ruined the show for me tonight.


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