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11-24-2013 | 09:17 PM

#4591

NuGuy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FmrFreightDog

The Delta Captain at B-23 in ATL who just now gave a full briefing to the passengers in the gate house detailing the proper way to most
efficiently board the aircraft. Special props for the line, "It only takes a few bad passengers to ruin the entire boarding process."

Congratulations sir.

Man, pity the guy/gal in the right seat of that show. Was probably day 9 of 4 for that poor soul.

Nu

11-24-2013 | 09:50 PM

#4592

Pogey Bait

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FmrFreightDog

Hilarious.

11-25-2013 | 05:37 AM

#4593

Herkflyr

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Originally Posted by Pogey Bait

Hilarious.

I thought all those knuckleheads retired before the 21st century! Apparently not.

11-25-2013 | 08:45 AM

#4594

captjns

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From: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar

I'll bet he's Chief of the Guard Police, but makes thorugh PAs before his Atlantic or Pacific crossings on guard

11-25-2013 | 10:03 AM

#4595

scambo1

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Originally Posted by captjns

I'll bet he's Chief of the Guard Police, but makes thorugh PAs before his Atlantic or Pacific crossings on guard

Funny stuff...

It's been a while since I've heard it, but the gander on guard clearance read back followed by guard approval of the clearance...

The continental guys making animal noises on guard over the Atlantic that used to really torque the guard police...I'd be laughing so hard at the consternation I couldn't even speak.

The ramp PAs on guard that would get 30 planes commenting...

11-25-2013 | 10:32 AM

#4596

Frank Rizzo

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From: 717 Capt.

Lady's and gents, I present to you, one of AirTran's most famous, Mad Dog Watson...

Airtrans Harmonica Playing Captain Mad Dog Watson - YouTube

11-25-2013 | 10:36 AM

#4597

Doug Masters

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From: Sippin' at the Troubadour

Airline pilot at gymnastics meet. In full gear....yes, hat too. No joke. Unreal.

11-25-2013 | 11:17 AM

#4598

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Originally Posted by Doug Masters

Airline pilot at gymnastics meet. In full gear....yes, hat too. No joke. Unreal.

Was he there to support his child? Call me a tool, but, if he had to catch a flight and was pushing a timeline that seems pretty legit. OBTW, why were YOU at the gymnastics meet?

11-25-2013 | 11:46 AM

#4599

Doug Masters

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Originally Posted by itsokimapilot

Was he there to support his child? Call me a tool, but, if he had to catch a flight and was pushing a timeline that seems pretty legit. OBTW, why were YOU at the gymnastics meet?

I was there to watch my kid fall off the beam