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10-20-2015, 05:49 AM

#6971

Elliot

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Posts: 1,685

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Drank

Wait, aren't you the guy who just bragged about taking your copilot's cell phone battery for the day to teach him a lesson?

You've got some stones, casting stones in here.

Tool.

10-20-2015, 06:10 AM

#6972

ExAF

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Joined APC: Oct 2006

Position: Retired

Posts: 1,858

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Originally Posted by LNL76

Ugh.....and he'll be the first jackass in line to put the moves on the newbies. Poor girls.

What makes you think they were girls?

10-20-2015, 06:48 AM

#6973

LNL76

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Joined APC: Feb 2012

Position: Whiskey Papa

Posts: 2,850

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Originally Posted by ExAF

What makes you think they were girls?

Ha! Thanks for the chuckle!

10-20-2015, 06:50 AM

#6974

MikeF16

Otto

Joined APC: Jul 2013

Position: Turkish Pile Driver

Posts: 1,806

Quote:

Originally Posted by LNL76

Aren't you married?!

Just because I'm tied to the porch doesn't mean I can't bark at the cars.

10-20-2015, 06:53 AM

#6975

biigD

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Joined APC: Oct 2010

Posts: 1,728

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeF16

Just because I'm tied to the porch doesn't mean I can't bark at the cars.

LMAO! That's the first time I've heard that expression.

10-20-2015, 07:11 AM

#6976

LNL76

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Joined APC: Feb 2012

Position: Whiskey Papa

Posts: 2,850

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeF16

Just because I'm tied to the porch doesn't mean I can't bark at the cars.

Now, THAT'S funny! I have to remember that one, even though I'm not "tied to the porch!"

10-20-2015, 08:02 AM

#6977

captjns

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Joined APC: Feb 2006

Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar

Posts: 5,912

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Drank

Wait, aren't you the guy who just bragged about taking your copilot's cell phone battery for the day to teach him a lesson?

You've got some stones, casting stones in here.

Tool.

Easy does it Drank. The poster of the comment didn't realize it was you making the comment about cabin crew. You prefer an F-22 on you're ceiling for your special "alone tine"?

10-20-2015, 08:10 AM

#6978

mike734

New boss = Old boss

Joined APC: Mar 2005

Position: Ca B737

Posts: 2,762

It would have been great if one of them had piped up with, "OMG! You're one of the DBs we heard about!"

10-20-2015, 08:19 AM

#6979

Elliot

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mike734

It would have been great if one of them had piped up with, "OMG! You're one of the DBs we hear about at Alaskan Airways!"

Don't be mad you didn't think of it first.

10-20-2015, 12:55 PM

#6980

MikeF16

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Position: Turkish Pile Driver

Posts: 1,806

Quote:

Originally Posted by captjns

Had an F/O fiddling with a so-called smart phone while trying to get a way from the gate on time.

Asked the newbie if I could take a look at his phone... Took out the battery and gave the phone back to him. Told Junior, if he was a good little doobie, he'd get his battery back after the last flight of the day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by atooraya

I once had a captain who was super chatty while we were taxiing so I asked him to see his tiller. When he handed it over to me, I said, "You'll get this back when you can learn how to respect sterile cockpit." I can assure you he learned his lesson.

Who wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall if these two guys were to ever fly together?