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10-20-2015 | 08:10 AM

#7001

mike734

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From: Ca B737

It would have been great if one of them had piped up with, "OMG! You're one of the DBs we heard about!"

10-20-2015 | 08:19 AM

#7002

Elliot

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mike734

It would have been great if one of them had piped up with, "OMG! You're one of the DBs we hear about at Alaskan Airways!"

Don't be mad you didn't think of it first.

10-20-2015 | 12:55 PM

#7003

MikeF16

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From: Turkish Pile Driver

Quote:

Originally Posted by captjns

Had an F/O fiddling with a so-called smart phone while trying to get a way from the gate on time.

Asked the newbie if I could take a look at his phone... Took out the battery and gave the phone back to him. Told Junior, if he was a good little doobie, he'd get his battery back after the last flight of the day.

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Originally Posted by atooraya

I once had a captain who was super chatty while we were taxiing so I asked him to see his tiller. When he handed it over to me, I said, "You'll get this back when you can learn how to respect sterile cockpit." I can assure you he learned his lesson.

Who wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall if these two guys were to ever fly together?

10-20-2015 | 01:00 PM

#7004

captjns

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From: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeF16

Who wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall if these two guys were to ever fly together?

Ahhh haaaa haaa haaa. Only a double breasted admiral could concoct such a cliche.

Treat yourself to. Breadstick and Cognac from the gallery. Oh wait wrong carrier

10-20-2015 | 01:21 PM

#7005

mike734

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From: Ca B737

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliot

Don't be mad you didn't think of it first.

But it wasn't Alaska. Huh. Imagine that.

Oh, and by the way, it's uncool to quote somebody and change the quote without some indication like, "I fixed it for you." I nominate YOU as TOTD.

10-20-2015 | 01:24 PM

#7006

atooraya

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeF16

Who wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall if these two guys were to ever fly together?

Is there a jet that you can physically remove the tiller from one side and put it on the other side?

10-20-2015 | 08:43 PM

#7007

saxman66

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From: 737

In many ways, I think FA training is quite more intense than our training. They have way more written tests to pass than we do. We at least know what to expect. And if they fail, they are shown the door. Or at least only one other chance is given.

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