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Old 10-20-2015 | 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Scoop
To the DAL Pilot riding the shuttle to the training center today - You sir are tool of the year!

Let me set the scene - Two very excited young new hire flight attendants in training very happy about passing a very tough training day which included a few tests. They were obviously very excited about both doing well.

In steps mister big shot. "Well I hope you guys know that we need a minimum of 1500 hours before we can even apply to be a Pilot."

Really? YGTSM! I don't care if you are a friggin Blue Angel Alumni or a 1500 hour RJ driver, you are a moron. Are you really so lacking in self worth that you felt it necessary to belittle two very excited young FAs in training and tell them how impressive you are?

And then to make matters worse - "So is your Dad OK with you being a flight attendant?"

I guess with 13,000 Pilots a few like yourself are bound to get in.

Well done Ace!

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Ugh.....and he'll be the first jackass in line to put the moves on the newbies. Poor girls.
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Old 10-20-2015 | 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Purple Drank
Wait, aren't you the guy who just bragged about taking your copilot's cell phone battery for the day to teach him a lesson?

You've got some stones, casting stones in here.

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Originally Posted by LNL76
Ugh.....and he'll be the first jackass in line to put the moves on the newbies. Poor girls.
Where are all these hot new hires and who actually overnights with them to apply said moves? We must keep them with all the unicorn trophies that hunters are shipping from TPA to LGA because I certainly haven't had a layover with any.
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Old 10-20-2015 | 05:03 AM
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[QUOTE Where are all these hot new hires and who actually overnights with them to apply said moves? We must keep them with all the unicorn trophies that hunters are shipping from TPA to LGA because I certainly haven't had a layover with any.[/QUOTE]

Aren't you married?!
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Old 10-20-2015 | 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Purple Drank
Wait, aren't you the guy who just bragged about taking your copilot's cell phone battery for the day to teach him a lesson?

You've got some stones, casting stones in here.

Tool.
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Old 10-20-2015 | 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Ugh.....and he'll be the first jackass in line to put the moves on the newbies. Poor girls.
What makes you think they were girls?
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Old 10-20-2015 | 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by ExAF
What makes you think they were girls?
Ha! Thanks for the chuckle!
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Old 10-20-2015 | 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Aren't you married?!
Just because I'm tied to the porch doesn't mean I can't bark at the cars.
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Old 10-20-2015 | 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeF16
Just because I'm tied to the porch doesn't mean I can't bark at the cars.
LMAO! That's the first time I've heard that expression.
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Old 10-20-2015 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeF16
Just because I'm tied to the porch doesn't mean I can't bark at the cars.
Now, THAT'S funny! I have to remember that one, even though I'm not "tied to the porch!"
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Old 10-20-2015 | 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Purple Drank
Wait, aren't you the guy who just bragged about taking your copilot's cell phone battery for the day to teach him a lesson?

You've got some stones, casting stones in here.

Tool.
Easy does it Drank. The poster of the comment didn't realize it was you making the comment about cabin crew. You prefer an F-22 on you're ceiling for your special "alone tine"?
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