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Originally Posted by ClickClickBoom (Post 2090595)

Let's get him a fundme account so he can get a V-tailed Bonanza. Problem solves its self.

That....made me laugh sooooo damn hard!!!!!! Thank you for brightening my day!!!!

The Southwest this morning around 0640AM on Denver center, after much banter about his "light chop"....

SWA: "Will you call ahead to Chicago and ask about the rides?"
Center: "You want me to call Chicago to ask about the rides?"
SWA: "Yeah, it isn't like you got anything else to do this early in the morning."

I don't think he ever got those ride reports, not at least that we heard. Probably the worst part is the next center over from Denver is Kansas City, not Chicago.

The Gojet guy that pushed into the alley in DTW without calling anyone then sat there and blocked the alley like he was the only one operating. Missed my commute by literally 30 seconds thanks to you.

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Originally Posted by OVBIII (Post 2090842)

That....made me laugh sooooo damn hard!!!!!! Thank you for brightening my day!!!!

I also spit my drink out......:D

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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob (Post 2089825)

Oh, look! Incompetent and dishonest cardiologists! Let's condemn all cardiologists as TOTDs! What's good for the goose is good for the gander!

HEALTH & FITNESS
INDIANA CARDIOLOGISTS SUED FOR ALLEGED UNNECESSARY SURGERIES

Indiana cardiologists sued for alleged unnecessary surgeries | abc7chicago.com

Obviously, this is sarcasm, but it is the same type of claptrap a certain poster on here is guilty of.

A bit of a logic failure there, but nice try. There are a lot of bad cardiologists and I don't defend them at all. If there was a program to actively do something stupid, say arm cardiologists who work in "dangerous" ERs, I wouldn't defend it, nor would I participate. I'm not really sure your post has a point.

Guns have no place in the cockpit. The vast majority of pilots agree with me, the rest post angrily here. ;)

I find explaining why a gun is not useful in the cockpit similar to explaining to laypersons why a (personal) parachute is not useful in my plane, or in an airliner. Some may want it "just in case." Still does not make significant logical sense, and is an emotional response.

But anyway yes let's return to TOTD.

Today's tool:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...s-in-her-wake/

LNL, I found your shoes. Do you want me to mail them back to you?

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Originally Posted by cardiomd (Post 2094309)

LNL, I found your shoes. Do you want me to mail them back to you?

A. She doesn't strike me as a Gucci girl.
B. She does strike me as the LAST person who would be involved in any kind of illegal activity.

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Originally Posted by Packrat (Post 2094328)

A. She doesn't strike me as a Gucci girl.
B. She does strike me as the LAST person who would be involved in any kind of illegal activity.

A. Correct. Never owned designer anything and never will.

B. True! I'm so vanilla and innocent, I've never even gotten a moving violation!

:)

meh, not even worth my time.

This guy's like the kid back in school who sat at your lunch table but nobody wanted there. Even after it was obvious that his presence was unwanted, he still insisted on sticking around.