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Herkflyr 03-29-2016 04:08 AM


Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED (Post 2098294)
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)

That post is a joke correct?

Crazy Canuck 03-29-2016 04:54 AM

The guy that fell asleep in the one massage chair at the hotel spa today. Cmon man!

And also the guy who sat in it naked. After I used it, obviously....

FloridaLarry 03-29-2016 05:01 AM


Originally Posted by bohicagain (Post 2098323)
I hope not

I clean my hands in that blue juice

So, what makes it Blue? Another version of "Don't it make your brown eyes blue..."?

CheapTrick 03-29-2016 05:02 AM


Originally Posted by captjns (Post 2098561)
Let me guess... ex mil guy with the largest carrier from ATL? No way any civvy could be that anul.

I do not think you know the meaning of anul. Or perhaps you were thinking of his dirty cousin who lives one letter away?

trip 03-29-2016 08:56 AM


Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED (Post 2098294)
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)

Debatable, you could argue that you are instead shifting the C.G. aft thus increasing fuel efficiency.

cardiomd 03-29-2016 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by ClickClickBoom (Post 2090595)
Let's get him a fundme account so he can get a V-tailed Bonanza. Problem solves its self.

LOL, APC where dissent for idiotic governmental policy earns you jokes about death from supposed aviators. Stay in school.

In your case, you could also just also switch off your autopilot when more than 50 feet AGL. Hang on, Marvin! Click, Click, Boom! Problem solves itself. :rolleyes:


Originally Posted by crbnftprnt (Post 2094616)
>>I find explaining why a gun is not useful in the cockpit similar to explaining to laypersons why a (personal) parachute is not useful in my plane, or in an airliner.<<

You ARE the layperson.

Negative, in several contexts. But I do hope you feel like a big man! ;)


Today's tool is the "hijacker" that wanted to visit his ex-wife, all over the news today.

EgyptAir hijack: Man held after using fake suicide belt - BBC News

GogglesPisano 03-29-2016 03:06 PM

Lay off Cardio. He brings a different (and educated) perspective. Groupthink never benefits anyone.

Dolphinflyer 03-29-2016 03:13 PM

Educated about what issues that apply to airline security? He has offered nothing insults and arrogance.

He doesn't have a SIDA pass.
He hasn't spent a day behind the cockpit door that may involve an FFDO present.
He hasn't a clue about current security weaknesses. Proof is his idiotic comparison to being armed in the OR which is a completely different security issue.
He doesn't have a clue what professional aviators deal with daily. Proof is his idiotic, childish autopilot reference above along with insults.
He has been informed of the security issues involved and why employed aviation professionals cannot respond due to SSI restraints, yet continues to bait and insult.

Don't like the program? Fine, no problem here. As I've also stated, it's not a perfect layer of defense, but it is one.

say again 03-29-2016 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2099189)
Educated about what issues that apply to airline security? He has offered nothing insults and arrogance.

He doesn't have a SIDA pass.
He hasn't spent a day behind the cockpit door that may involve an FFDO present.
He hasn't a clue about current security weaknesses. Proof is his idiotic comparison to being armed in the OR which is a completely different security issue.
He doesn't have a clue what professional aviators deal with daily. Proof is his idiotic, childish autopilot reference above along with insults.
He has been informed of the security issues involved and why employed aviation professionals cannot respond due to SSI restraints, yet continues to bait and insult.

Don't like the program? Fine, no problem here. As I've also stated, it's not a perfect layer of defense, but it is one.

Bingo! He'd make a great "aviation expert" For CNN

WHACKMASTER 03-29-2016 04:23 PM

Crap. He's back. It was getting so pleasant without Dr. Troll's presence for a short time there.


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