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01-25-2017 | 12:48 PM
#8871
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Feb 2011
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I'm going to nominate the a-hole pax on my commute last night. To start, this jack wagon acts like a petulant child to the gate agent about not getting his upgrade. To the point she had to ask him firmly to step aside. This is for a 40 minute flight. I boarded right behind this piece of work. His reply to the flight attendant's pleasant smile and "welcome aboard"? A gruff "Diet coke. Row 17. And I want it before we take off." For his next trick, when we park and the seatbelt sign comes off this moron shoves his way three rows up the aisle, rams his bag into my butt and gets wheel dirt all over the back of my pant leg. I know the flight was late but are you EFFING NEW HERE!? Early, late, on time or on FIRE, no one goes anywhere when the door isn't open and there are 40 people in front of you! You sir, are what make flying an obnoxious experience for everyone else involved. I hope you got to the parking lot and found your car was stolen. 
01-26-2017 | 04:14 AM
#8872
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 4,047
Likes: 20
From: 7ER B...whatever that means.
Oh man, I'm with you there except when I'm sitting on the aisle. You never know what the guy on the window is thinking and I'd say 90% of the time they wriggle out or half kneel hunched under the overhead like the rest of the sheeple.
01-26-2017 | 05:16 AM
#8873
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 857
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I have no idea why people do this. It looks so uncomfortable!
01-26-2017 | 07:43 AM
#8874
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,347
Likes: 0
From: A320
01-26-2017 | 07:56 AM
#8875
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 4,047
Likes: 20
From: 7ER B...whatever that means.
...or line up STRAIGHT OUT from the gate/McDonalds/Starbucks/etc. right into the flow of traffic through the terminal. Sometimes even blocking the exit from the moving walkways! Really? THAT'S the best plan we can come up with?!
(seems to be the worst in DTW)....or stop and stare blankly at their boarding pass and/or cell phone DIRECTLY at the top/bottom of an escalator or beginning/end of a moving walkway.
The lack of self-awareness and fore-thought possessed by most of the travelling public is STAGGERING especially with regard to how their actions impact those around them in the crowded confines of aircraft and airports.
Last edited by freezingflyboy; 01-26-2017 at 08:01 AM. Reason: Word choice
01-26-2017 | 10:44 AM
#8877
You scratched my anchor
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 5,126
Likes: 85
01-26-2017 | 11:12 AM
#8879
Line Holder
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 247
Likes: 1
From: Upside down, in the weeds and on fire
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