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05-03-2012, 08:19 PM
#972
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Joined APC: Jul 2010
Position: window seat
Posts: 12,437
Originally Posted by lear 31 pilot
The dude I saw today riding away from the terminal in full uniform on a unicycle in the rain, awesome bud.
Pics or it didn't happen. But if it did, we need pics.
05-04-2012, 04:08 AM
#973
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Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: maddoggy dog
Posts: 1,026
Originally Posted by lear 31 pilot
The dude I saw today riding away from the terminal in full uniform on a unicycle in the rain, awesome bud.
Maybe that's all his wife left him in the divorce!!
05-04-2012, 05:42 AM
#974
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Joined APC: Feb 2007
Position: 1st year pay for the 3rd time
Posts: 1,415
Originally Posted by LNL76
You're welcome! 
I think I mis-typed. I was referring to the Elites who think they don't have to follow the rules concerning electronic devices and other FAA regs ALL pax need to follow.
I think I mis-typed. I was referring to the Elites who think they don't have to follow the rules concerning electronic devices and other FAA regs ALL pax need to follow.
05-04-2012, 05:48 AM
#975
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Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: blueJet
Posts: 4,423
Originally Posted by More Bacon
...those HVCs pay for your kid's braces, your ex-wife's breast augmentation, your girlfriend's Lotrimin, and your mail-order knockoff viagra.
I don't have any of those nice things. I guess that HVC money isn't filtering down to my level.
05-04-2012, 05:54 AM
#976
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Joined APC: Sep 2009
Position: B737 F/O
Posts: 425
Originally Posted by Boomer
I give the HVCs the same smile and "Welcome aboard" as the rest of the unwashed rabble. Having said that...
As far as TOTD, on the commute flight we were 5 minutes late and were waiting for a jetway driver. The pax started chanting "Let us off!" in unison. I felt like I was at a high school pep rally minus the cheerleaders. Or the beginning of the "Occupy the Commuter Ramp" movement, your choice.
05-04-2012, 06:46 AM
#978
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Joined APC: Dec 2008
Position: Upright
Posts: 590
New nominee, not flight ops related.
Since getting furloughed I have started a new career as a quality analyst on Army aviation and missile systems. As I was reading this thread, my boss walked up to my desk, farted, and left. Didn't say a word in the process. Well done, however I must ratchet this a little higher.
This was of course after assigning me a safety of flight related task that is going to have me drinking heavily for the next few weeks. God I miss the cockpit.....
Since getting furloughed I have started a new career as a quality analyst on Army aviation and missile systems. As I was reading this thread, my boss walked up to my desk, farted, and left. Didn't say a word in the process. Well done, however I must ratchet this a little higher.
This was of course after assigning me a safety of flight related task that is going to have me drinking heavily for the next few weeks. God I miss the cockpit.....
05-04-2012, 06:58 AM
#979
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Joined APC: Feb 2007
Position: FO
Posts: 3,025
TOTD nominee.
I'm standing behind the gate kiosk looking at the weather for the flight. Passenger with bluetooth ear device stomps up to gate and says in a demanding tone "I need a seat assignment". I politely tell them the gate agent will be back in a minute to take care of that request. He replies with a gruff sigh and says "Why the hell can't you do it?". He then stomps away.
I'm standing behind the gate kiosk looking at the weather for the flight. Passenger with bluetooth ear device stomps up to gate and says in a demanding tone "I need a seat assignment". I politely tell them the gate agent will be back in a minute to take care of that request. He replies with a gruff sigh and says "Why the hell can't you do it?". He then stomps away.
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