Tool of the day
05-01-2012 | 10:34 PM
#873
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From: CL-65 R, L, R... R.
TOTD is the pax in front of you while your commuting to/from work, who after takeoff violently forces their seat to recline in an anything but smooth way, and impacts your knees, laptop, etc.
For that offense, I punished anyone within a 20-foot radius once cabin altitude forced the toxins from waste duct.
For that offense, I punished anyone within a 20-foot radius once cabin altitude forced the toxins from waste duct.
05-01-2012 | 10:38 PM
#874
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From: Beach Bum
I will nominate myself as the first for starting this. A very close 2nd goes to the compass capt. (we will call him Bob) who gave his cheesy welcome aboard PA from the cabin(I know they want them to do that, but most don't) Besides mentioning the current weather in Msp, he let everyone know what the temps were 3 days ago. It gets better though. He mentioned that he was going to "allow" FO Joe to fly this leg and what an outstanding co-pilot he is and how someday when he earns enough time, he to will be a compass capt. So, to you Bob I award you the tool of the day award. Who's next?
05-02-2012 | 02:34 AM
#875
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From: Whiskey Papa
Really? REALLY? What a neanderthal! Why some "men" think they're entitled to some eye candy when flying is beyond me. You want to ogle women----go to a strip club. Jesus. This genius also shows his sheer ignorance with his crew rest comment.
05-02-2012 | 03:37 AM
#876
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From: 777B
Isn't it possible his concerns were more related to fuel savings?
05-02-2012 | 04:42 AM
#878
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P.S.-calling clearance and saying "Pan Global 123,instruments to Scranton.."=tool.
05-02-2012 | 05:03 AM
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From: Whiskey Papa
05-02-2012 | 05:12 AM
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From: 319/320/321...whatever it takes.
[QUOTE=Rock752000;1180204]TOTD is the pax in front of you while your commuting to/from work, who after takeoff violently forces their seat to recline in an anything but smooth way, and impacts your knees, laptop, etc.
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Back when most companies had the inflight magazines, what I would do is as soon as I got in the seat, I would roll up a couple of magazines tightly and stick them vertically in the seat pocket. That effectively eliminates their ability to recline the seat.
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