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Old 10-19-2010 | 11:45 AM
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My flight and I used Sea World Dolphin Trainers once

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One of my buddies said he trained the star fish at Sea World. It's amazing how many gullible people there are.
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Old 10-19-2010 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by dojetdriver
One of my buddies said he trained the star fish at Sea World. It's amazing how many gullible people there are.
I'll take this as tactile permission to use your friend's approach and change my story for future use

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Old 10-19-2010 | 12:38 PM
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on your drive home you try to get your car to your last rotate speed.
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Old 10-19-2010 | 12:52 PM
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I liked using the "I paint the lines on the road"
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Old 10-19-2010 | 02:43 PM
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Old 10-19-2010 | 03:41 PM
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I think I've found the only pilots in the world who don't love to talk about themselves.
Just trying to avoid the "what route do you fly?", "your airline lost my aunts luggage.." "have you ever had anything bad happen?" "Have you ever seen a UFO?"

That kind of B.S. that you get asked or commented to multiple thousands of times a year.
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Old 10-19-2010 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Airhoss
Just trying to avoid the "what route do you fly?", "your airline lost my aunts luggage.." "have you ever had anything bad happen?" "Have you ever seen a UFO?"

That kind of B.S. that you get asked or commented to multiple thousands of times a year.

Exactly. My bar time is precious, and I'll be damned if some cubicle drone is gonna ruin it for me.
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Old 10-19-2010 | 06:55 PM
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I drive the city bus, let me introduce myself, Kramden, Ralph Kramden. Please to meet ya.
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Old 10-20-2010 | 06:27 AM
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Old 10-20-2010 | 12:47 PM
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In full uniform sitting next to other crewmembers, "I'm a computer operator."
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