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Old 10-20-2010 | 05:16 PM
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Old 10-21-2010 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by DashDriverYV
You can be identified naked by your USA Today, big watch, and little...
I think I rented you a room once!!
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Old 10-21-2010 | 09:49 AM
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When you cover the remote with the bag for ice because you know you're not the first to give yourself a "stranger" then watch TV

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Old 10-21-2010 | 09:54 AM
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Old 10-21-2010 | 03:01 PM
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...you silently swear at passengers standing on the "moving walkway".
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Old 10-21-2010 | 03:03 PM
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...your dream job includes:

as much time off as your neighbors think you have
as much money as your family thinks you have
as much sex as your wife thinks you have
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Old 10-21-2010 | 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkeyfly
...you silently swear at passengers standing on the "moving walkway".
Drives me frikkin crazy! Stand = Right, Walk = Left. It ought to be a law.
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Old 10-21-2010 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
Drives me frikkin crazy! Stand = Right, Walk = Left. It ought to be a law.
Thank you!
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Old 10-21-2010 | 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by bcrosier
Thank you!
And no bag carts on the walkway!
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Old 10-21-2010 | 08:29 PM
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