Comair updates?
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Joined APC: Jun 2009
Posts: 26
You might be a Comair Pilot if…
… you are owned by Delta.
… you fly some of the oldest RJs in the DCI fleet.
… you get displaced on every trip.
… you swap airplanes on every leg.
… you fly PPAS.
… your crashpad is the JFK crew lounge.
… you get displaced from your aircraft at least twice a year.
… you are in the FlightSafety building more than usual.
… you get downgraded to F/O after 8 years with the company.
… you get displaced back to JFK.
… if you have a 3 a.m. ready reserve.
… you can’t hold Long Call reserve as a 12 year Captain.
… if you use eMaestro.
… if you believe Comair will get United Express flying.
… you get threatening letters in your V-File for not checking out on eMaestro.
… you get charged $20 to attend a Company Xmas party.
… if you’ve been nominated for an Ovation Award.
… if your company gets a new President every year.
… your Union is worthless.
… you believe Comair will be sold.
… if you believe you are going to get recalled in the next five years.
… if you read the “Comair Updates” thread more than once a day.
… you are owned by Delta.
… you fly some of the oldest RJs in the DCI fleet.
… you get displaced on every trip.
… you swap airplanes on every leg.
… you fly PPAS.
… your crashpad is the JFK crew lounge.
… you get displaced from your aircraft at least twice a year.
… you are in the FlightSafety building more than usual.
… you get downgraded to F/O after 8 years with the company.
… you get displaced back to JFK.
… if you have a 3 a.m. ready reserve.
… you can’t hold Long Call reserve as a 12 year Captain.
… if you use eMaestro.
… if you believe Comair will get United Express flying.
… you get threatening letters in your V-File for not checking out on eMaestro.
… you get charged $20 to attend a Company Xmas party.
… if you’ve been nominated for an Ovation Award.
… if your company gets a new President every year.
… your Union is worthless.
… you believe Comair will be sold.
… if you believe you are going to get recalled in the next five years.
… if you read the “Comair Updates” thread more than once a day.
… if your crew room has more hidden cameras than Bruce Wayne’s mansion
… if you fear the APU Sheriff
…if you’ve been told the closing of Concourse C was to provide an improved “seamless” jet-bridge integration
…if you’ve been told to “ignore” the A/I ON column title on the runway data info
…if you’ve been invited to attend a plane cleaning party after involuntary pay cuts
…if your furlough was announced the day before Thanksgiving
On Auto....check your PM
AND / OR…
… if your crew room has more hidden cameras than Bruce Wayne’s mansion
… if you fear the APU Sheriff
…if you’ve been told the closing of Concourse C was to provide an improved “seamless” jet-bridge integration
…if you’ve been told to “ignore” the A/I ON column title on the runway data info
…if you’ve been invited to attend a plane cleaning party after involuntary pay cuts
…if your furlough was announced the day before Thanksgiving
… if your crew room has more hidden cameras than Bruce Wayne’s mansion
… if you fear the APU Sheriff
…if you’ve been told the closing of Concourse C was to provide an improved “seamless” jet-bridge integration
…if you’ve been told to “ignore” the A/I ON column title on the runway data info
…if you’ve been invited to attend a plane cleaning party after involuntary pay cuts
…if your furlough was announced the day before Thanksgiving
.........if you waited almost 6 years to upgrade only to be downgraded 4 1/2 months later.
And by the way Evil, I feel hurt considering I'm the guy who gave you all the Comair tail numbers!!!
Av8rKing, that wasn't about you. Some dooshh posted a large amount of links to "other sites". It was his/her first posting and they were very suspicious in nature. I made that comment, then one of the mods deleted that posting. Not about you at all.
That's what they all say. I was on a date once, she turned out to be shrek himself. I excused myself to make a phone call. Told my room mate to call me in 5 to get me away from the ogar. She heard my call somehow. I tried to make something clever up but I just left after three failed excuses.
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Posts: 2,516
this is how an RJ should look!! Some old comair/ACA birds getting a new and proper life.
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