Bad Landing
#81
I'm right there with ya. I couldn't land smoothly (in the 900) to save my life on my last trip. Luckily, my ego became a little less bruised when the captain (who was a GHMC, if you know what that is) pounded one on in Harrisburg that made my carrier landings look beautiful by comparison.
It was at night, and he was blaming some reflection from the side windows that made him see two rows of edge lights. I've been looking for that anomaly ever since, and have yet to find it.
It was at night, and he was blaming some reflection from the side windows that made him see two rows of edge lights. I've been looking for that anomaly ever since, and have yet to find it.

#82
i got just about 300 hours in it but most of it was on quick flights in between san juan and tortola (about 60 miles) so i got my fair share of landings in it. The one thing i can say about landing it is dont ever think you figured it out. once you think you have it will prove to you that you dont know how to land the thing.
#83
i got just about 300 hours in it but most of it was on quick flights in between san juan and tortola (about 60 miles) so i got my fair share of landings in it. The one thing i can say about landing it is dont ever think you figured it out. once you think you have it will prove to you that you dont know how to land the thing.
That Caribbean flying looks like a blast though!
#84
Buffalopilot....we've all been there
My worst was coming into RIC on my first flight after IOE...clear as a bell with minimal wind, just like everybody says....that's when it'll get you. Didn't transition my vision down the runway early enough...WHAAAAM. Other time I was nonrevving to MCO on a 757, biz traveller sitting next to me who said "Let's see how he does" when we were on final. It was a firm landing, but not bad in my opinion. Biz traveller chuckled and said "Ohhh nooope....you've gotta go talk to this guy." I just told him that wasn't bad...TRUST me.
My worst was coming into RIC on my first flight after IOE...clear as a bell with minimal wind, just like everybody says....that's when it'll get you. Didn't transition my vision down the runway early enough...WHAAAAM. Other time I was nonrevving to MCO on a 757, biz traveller sitting next to me who said "Let's see how he does" when we were on final. It was a firm landing, but not bad in my opinion. Biz traveller chuckled and said "Ohhh nooope....you've gotta go talk to this guy." I just told him that wasn't bad...TRUST me.
#85
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From: dogstyle
Man I pranged one on in the Dash in PWM so hard all the bins opened up. Of course it was clear and a million. It happens to all of us many more times than we care to admit.
A few of us finally had a competiton going. We called them dime landings. We'd place a US dime in between the ITT gauges and you had to make sure you kept it from popping out when you touched down. We finally got good enough with the US dime that we transitioned to the Canadian dime. Now that was hard!!
A few of us finally had a competiton going. We called them dime landings. We'd place a US dime in between the ITT gauges and you had to make sure you kept it from popping out when you touched down. We finally got good enough with the US dime that we transitioned to the Canadian dime. Now that was hard!!
#86
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From: fins to the left, fins to the right
IOE on the 727, pulled the throttles to idle at 30 feet!! Heard the engineer audibly gasp, captain say "not yet!", then put a crater into the runway at DEN. I think the rollout was less than 500 feet. Never happened again, but in the 72 everything was a crapshoot... Passengers never said a word, at that place you got what you paid for I guess.
I thought I'd try a VMC Cat IIIa from the right seat without the HGS by using the associated instruments. It never dawned on me that I wouldn't have the flare cue like in the HUD. You bounce pretty high hitting at 750 fpm.
#89
Landing in Lake Chuck, LA (5000' runway) during some rain in the E145 I put it down very firmly and got on it to get stopped. As we taxi to the gate the captain says "nice landing, I hate getting seat cushion up my butt watching you guys float trying to grease it onto a short runway". So I'm feeling pretty good about my "performance" landing. As the pax deplane, I'm turned around in my seat just in case anyone wants to look past the FA at the 2 goons who actually hurled them through the air at 450mph in a 50,000lb aluminum tube. As this one guy gets off he looks up into the front office and says "you boys practicing for those carrier landings?". Before I can say a word the FA says "well the option is an evacuation and a campfire in those trees over there...so I'd say it was a pretty decent landing". Guy just mumbled and walked off

As we taxiied in, I actually felt really good about the approach and landing. Night visual, FD off, to a runway without an IAP and landed it safely with a gusty crosswind. But of course, once the door opened nobody seemed to care about any of that. One older man stopped by, looked at me, and said "must have been an FO landing!" I was a little annoyed by that, but what really made me angry was when an older lady stopped by the FA and told her "tell the pilot he gets an F!"
Yeah, I wasn't about to have that. I said "Ma'am, I landed the plane, why don't you tell that to me?" She kind of stammered for a minute (I don't think she thought I'd turn around), and then said "Well uhhh...the bags in the overhead weren't the only things that shifted during that landing!"
The CA turned around at that point and told her that it was blustery outside and that the landing was fine.I held my tongue, but I really wanted to ask her when the last time she landed a jet in a crosswind was...
#90
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From: El Capitan
I had something similar happen in JAN about a month back. It was a night visual to 16R with a bit of a right crosswind. When we got to about 50' I caught a pretty nice gust and had to really work to put the thing on centerline without a sideload. I went ahead and put it down somewhat firmly on the upwind wheel just so I didn't lose too much airspeed and control effectiveness with all the dramatics caused by the gust.
As we taxiied in, I actually felt really good about the approach and landing. Night visual, FD off, to a runway without an IAP and landed it safely with a gusty crosswind. But of course, once the door opened nobody seemed to care about any of that. One older man stopped by, looked at me, and said "must have been an FO landing!" I was a little annoyed by that, but what really made me angry was when an older lady stopped by the FA and told her "tell the pilot he gets an F!"
Yeah, I wasn't about to have that. I said "Ma'am, I landed the plane, why don't you tell that to me?" She kind of stammered for a minute (I don't think she thought I'd turn around), and then said "Well uhhh...the bags in the overhead weren't the only things that shifted during that landing!"
The CA turned around at that point and told her that it was blustery outside and that the landing was fine.
I held my tongue, but I really wanted to ask her when the last time she landed a jet in a crosswind was...
As we taxiied in, I actually felt really good about the approach and landing. Night visual, FD off, to a runway without an IAP and landed it safely with a gusty crosswind. But of course, once the door opened nobody seemed to care about any of that. One older man stopped by, looked at me, and said "must have been an FO landing!" I was a little annoyed by that, but what really made me angry was when an older lady stopped by the FA and told her "tell the pilot he gets an F!"
Yeah, I wasn't about to have that. I said "Ma'am, I landed the plane, why don't you tell that to me?" She kind of stammered for a minute (I don't think she thought I'd turn around), and then said "Well uhhh...the bags in the overhead weren't the only things that shifted during that landing!"
The CA turned around at that point and told her that it was blustery outside and that the landing was fine.I held my tongue, but I really wanted to ask her when the last time she landed a jet in a crosswind was...
I would hope you would hold your tongue. Those pax happen to pay your salary, and I would think you would be a professional whilst in uniform. What happened to the old saying "The customer is always right"? I know it sounds nitpicky but you should grow some thicker skin, have fun with it instead of it making you all upset. Your paid to land in a crosswind, hence the good view you have up front.
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