Passenger Announcements
05-04-2008 | 08:43 AM
#23
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Dec 2005
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From: 7ER B...whatever that means.
whatever your announcement may be please, please, please remember to TURN THE PA OFF!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/female-tr...-mic-on_1.html
http://www.break.com/index/female-tr...-mic-on_1.html
05-04-2008 | 11:03 AM
#24
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Oct 2005
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From: CR7 Capt
This is your Captain speaking
Try this and see what the pax say after what just happened
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HOd...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HOd...eature=related
05-04-2008 | 11:11 AM
#25
Doing One Pilot's Job
Joined: Sep 2005
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After an 8+ hour delay in DFW because of two broken airplanes and then a ground stop for thunderstorms, I heard this one upon arrival into SAT late one night on American:
"Well folks, we'd like to thank you for flying American on our premier, same-day service to San Antonio".
I stole and subsequently used that one a few times after 3hr+ ground delays in PHL...
"Well folks, we'd like to thank you for flying American on our premier, same-day service to San Antonio".
I stole and subsequently used that one a few times after 3hr+ ground delays in PHL...
05-04-2008 | 11:51 AM
#26
Line Holder
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 96
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From: CRJ 200, CRJ900 CA
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome aboard flight 6721 to Scranton. Would our Flight Attendant please take her seat as we are number one for departure. If Scranton was not in your travel plans ... it is now.
05-04-2008 | 04:24 PM
#27
Line Holder
Joined: Apr 2006
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From: A320/321 First Officer
Funniest Ever
We were listening to the ramp frequency in Charlotte and over the ramp frequency comes this passenger announcement by accident. "Hello folks welcome aboard flight xxx to xxx. My name is captain xxx, some people call me captain fantastic. Then goes on for about another minute tying up the ramp frequency. There must have been at least five comments immediately following the announcement. Hey captain fantastic nice to meet you and all kinds of other funny stuff. It was hilarious. No comment from captain fantastic after that.
05-04-2008 | 04:44 PM
#28
Line Holder
Joined: Nov 2006
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From: ERJ FO
Coming up the hudson river into LGA:
Ladies and Gentleman, we have begun our final decent into NY Laguardia airport. For those of you on the right-hand side of the aircraft, you'll be able to enjoy a beutiful view of NYC. For those of you on the left side, you can view those on the right enjoying the view of NYC.
Ladies and Gentleman, we have begun our final decent into NY Laguardia airport. For those of you on the right-hand side of the aircraft, you'll be able to enjoy a beutiful view of NYC. For those of you on the left side, you can view those on the right enjoying the view of NYC.
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