Definite tool!

Although are you sure the card was non-official? We have the option of ordering business cards from the company, although I'm of the opinion that it's a dorky thing to do.

It had a personal email address and a cartoon airplane on it.

Then it WAS official.

Guessing he was an older dude......

So the card had Alcoholics Anonymous on it? Was his sponsor listed?

Come on, admit it, you asked for a card too.

I should have asked for one to get a recommendation.

The Delta captain who refused to make eye contact with me in the hotel lobby this morning, then when boarding the shuttle completely ignored my, "Good morning." Not even a glance at me. Then just the two of us, in uniform, in silence for a 25 minute van ride. You sir, are a tool. Merry Christmas.

The guy who wears only one flying glove, so he can get a better "feel". He flies the Airbus 320

To the pilot in the lobby this morning who kept staring at me and didn't zip his fly, you were showing your tool. That was a long van ride. Merry Christmas.

You could have given him a heads up. Help a brother out.

If my fly is ever down, someone please tell me.