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#7721

Flying Boxes , 01-20-2016 02:59 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardiomd

The really funny thing is how the turkey and the guy behind him have the exact same facial expression, hair color, and color scheme. Long lost brothers?

Or kill the turkey and have a nice dinner with a glass of wine. Mmmm.

And this is why I keep coming back.

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#7722

DeadHead , 01-20-2016 03:56 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Used2BeFlyer

He may be suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

That's good stuff right there!

#7723

captjns , 01-20-2016 04:38 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imapilot2

Wholly crap gramps. I suggest you go take your geritol and have a nap before you go to bed for the night. You need to keep your strength up

Heck no! I multi-task. Get on the jet out a ten... cabin crew released, lights off nap time. After all why should I sleep on my own time?

#7724

Packrat , 01-20-2016 05:06 PM

Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by captjns

Heck no! I multi-task. Get on the jet out a ten... cabin crew released, lights off nap time. After all why should I sleep on my own time?

Exactly. Especially if your jet has a nice crew bunk room like mine does.

#7725

badflaps , 01-20-2016 05:17 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Used2BeFlyer

He may be suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

If it is the same flight as the help-turkey, wouldn't he be suffering Irritable Fowl Syndrome?

#7726

PotatoChip , 01-20-2016 05:40 PM

Layover Master

Quote:

Originally Posted by badflaps

If it is the same flight as the help-turkey, wouldn't he be suffering Irritable Fowl Syndrome?

Last week we flew into some icing and had a master caution...
ENG ANTI-ICE 3

Irritable Cowl Syndrome?

#7727

qball , 01-20-2016 06:37 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waldorf

So are you Wilbur or Orville?

I'm Orville....he's Wilbur.

#7728

flyingberk , 01-22-2016 11:35 AM

Line Holder

How about yet another jackhole gate agent who closes the door early, leaving myself and two paying pax behind, because he "can't take the delay." The plane sat there for another 15 minutes and STILL blocked out a few minutes early. The gate agent did this even knowing that the next flight was already canceled and the entire rest of the day was overbooked.

#7729

Firsttimeflyer , 01-22-2016 11:44 AM

Stuck Mic

Sad to hear flyingberk. All the more reason for captains to take the walk 10-15 prior. Go take a leak in the airport restroom then come back and scan the area and check for no revs and jumpseaters.

#7730

iceman49 , 01-22-2016 01:20 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by badflaps

There will be a day, young troop, that two flights of stairs will look like Everest. Bath tub? No way........ As a former Pantera owner, that is but a fond memory. Tall cars only. For sure no crunchy food...And so it goes. Shoes off at 75? (TSA) Not enough chairs in the world.

Had a friend that worked primarily on Panteras in Miami, cool car!