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09-16-2012, 04:23 AM

#2721

80ktsClamp

Da Hudge

Joined APC: Oct 2006

Position: Poodle Whisperer

Posts: 17,473

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tankerhead

End of trip procedure: Leave parking lot and accelerate to 70 or so...click on cruise control while sliding seat back. Remove boots and flight suit or loafers and skycap suit while swerving less than most milfs sexting the soccer coach. Ignore the trucker that just saw your nasty undies. Pull on the cargo shorts, favorite Tshirt, slip on the flops and THEN make the beer run, Lowe's run, grocery run. Dont pull the arm hole over your head or navigation gets dicey for a spell. Practice makes perfect.

Now THAT is dorky. Wow..

09-16-2012, 10:04 AM

#2722

Herman

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Jan 2008

Position: erb

Posts: 646

Totd.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer

If I see that guy at the supermarket, I'm going to get some ham and put it in my cart... QUICK.

Knights Cross, Iron Cross 1st and 2nd class, War Merit Cross 1st Class w/ swords (probably Spanish Civil war, but if so, he did not fly combat there) 25 years sevice pin (means he fought in WWI) w/ "frozen meat medal" (Russian front), Luftwaffe Pilot badge and Bomber Pilot combat clasp...probably Stuka tank killer, hence the Knights Cross. Finally a silver wound badge (Purple Heart), least it doesn't apear to be black so he got banged up a few times. Can't read his cuff and too lazy to look it up. Sorry Boomer, he's not a member of of the NSDAP (nazi) just a combat pilot and probably loved pork chops. May I nominate myself as TOOL of the Day? Cheers H

09-16-2012, 10:38 AM

#2723

galaxy flyer

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: May 2010

Position: Baja Vermont

Posts: 5,177

Right there is some scary knowledge, Herman!

GF

09-16-2012, 10:40 AM

#2724

Timbo

Runs with scissors

Joined APC: Dec 2009

Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .

Posts: 7,722

I nominate Eli Manning today!

It's only half time, but he's thrown 3 picks for 21 points to Tampa!

Now, I love to watch Eli lose, but my wife LOVES Eli, so, unless he pulls his head out of his arse, and they come back in the second half...well...I'm not getting ANY tonight, maybe all week!

Thanks a lot Eli, you TOOL!

09-16-2012, 12:06 PM

#2725

DHC2floater

Line Holder

Joined APC: Sep 2010

Position: MD-80 Right

Posts: 35

The FO's at my last airline that were "hand selected" to the the 9 as the called it(crj900) and would wear their epilates backwards to easily identify themselves to other "9" pilots!

09-16-2012, 12:24 PM

#2726

Fly782

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Nov 2009

Position: AN124 FE

Posts: 1,226

Quote:

Originally Posted by DHC2floater

The FO's at my last airline that were "hand selected" to the the 9 as the called it(crj900) and would wear their epilates backwards to easily identify themselves to other "9" pilots!

I wear mine inside out

09-16-2012, 12:27 PM

#2727

LNL76

Junior Senior

Joined APC: Feb 2012

Position: Whiskey Papa

Posts: 2,850

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo

Welllll, it looks like someone will be MIA from APC tonight.

09-16-2012, 12:32 PM

#2728

pilot0987

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Apr 2012

Position: Left Seat

Posts: 505

Quote:

Originally Posted by DHC2floater

The FO's at my last airline that were "hand selected" to the the 9 as the called it(crj900) and would wear their epilates backwards to easily identify themselves to other "9" pilots!

Just think how lucky you are that you didn't have to do what they did to get the hand selection! Always two sides of the story my friend, be proud you werent a "9" pilot