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Yeah I’d switch that. Sounds boring and almost sarcastic with a touch of condescending given the circumstances. Originally Posted by hueycc1
Everytime the words “sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight” cross my lips during the “welcome aboard” announcement, my soul dies a little bit. Has anybody here managed to break the shackles of this terrible cliche?
“Hey thanks for paying hundreds to ride in a shotty Golden Touch bus to get out to some remote gate, and get drenched in the rain while shattering your ear drums waiting to get onto our small, old, and dirty 50 seater. Don’t worry, when you finally do get to your seat, you’ll have zero space for anything. Don’t mind our 8 hour taxi to the runway. If you do manage to fall asleep, you’re in luck, our finest ex-waffle house hoochy will be sure to bang your elbows as she tries to stuff herself down the aisle launching glutten free pretzels and room temp water at you. But hey, sit back relax and enjoy the 47 minute flight to Norfolk!”