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Old 10-12-2006, 08:14 AM
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Talking

Captain: "You want answers?"


Chief Pilot: "I think we are entitled"

Captain: "You want answers?!"

Chief Pilot: "I want the truth!"

Captain: "You can't handle the truth!!!"

Captain (continuing): "We live in a world that requires revenue. That revenue must be flown by people with elite skills. Who's going to do it?

You, Mr . CEO? You Mr. Finance? You, Ms. Human Resources? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You scoff at the Line Pilots and you curse our mediocre incentives. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at staff meetings, you want me in that airplane. You NEED me in that airplane!!

We use words like working radar, good weather, on time departures, airworthiness, upgrades, commuting, another round, medium-rare, on-the-rocks, Cohiba. We use these words as the backbone of all Professional Aviation. You use them as a punch line!

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to people who rise and sleep under the very blanket of service I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a flight bag. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!"










Chief Pilot: "Did you expense the lap dancers?"

Captain: "I did the job I was hired to do."

Chief Pilot: "Did you expense the lap dancers?!"

Captain: "You're damn right I did!
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by sandman2122 View Post

Chief Pilot: "Did you expense the lap dancers?!"

Captain: "You're damn right I did!

Out F*(#!N Standing
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:50 AM
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Out F*(#!N Standing
Except sub Montecristos for Cohibas!
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Old 10-12-2006, 10:17 AM
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Chief Pilot: "Did you expense the lap dancers?"

Captain: "I did the job I was hired to do."

Chief Pilot: "Did you expense the lap dancers?!"

Captain: "You're damn right I did!

Sandman,
I am not sure which is better--your avatar or this post!!!
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:13 AM
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Sandman:

Thank you very much for giving me a good laugh on a day that I really needed one.

Make that a Montecristo #2!


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Old 10-12-2006, 11:26 AM
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Bravo Sandman! Bravo!

Make mine a Partagas Serie D #4
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:41 AM
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I'd send that to Jack....
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:37 PM
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I wish I could take credit for this creativity BUT it came from a recently retired FedEx/Tigers MD-11 guy out of ATL......

Great email!
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Old 10-12-2006, 12:39 PM
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Old 10-12-2006, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by USMCFDX View Post
Tell me wha pairing allowed you to watch the same FO with you as RFO do three decents.
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